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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #30 on: June 17, 2009, 10:50:36 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 17, 2009, 09:47:56 AM
I'm sure his mum must be so proud of him  noooo:


Sorry, I posted the wrong picture...  redface:

That is his mum...  point:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #31 on: June 17, 2009, 10:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 17, 2009, 10:39:29 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 17, 2009, 10:03:01 AM
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Those are metal rings all around his mouth...  sick2:

That's just bad and wrong. sick2: scared2:

She may as well get the other side done now, to match like. We don't want her looking unsymmetrical. That would be ridiculous  noooo:
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She could get a job in the planetarium...
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #32 on: June 17, 2009, 11:08:10 AM »
Appear on Stars in their Eyes ...


alright - I already have my coat on  lol:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2009, 11:16:38 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2009, 11:24:26 AM »
She could become a pornstar...  whistle:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2009, 11:37:06 AM »
Chalk another success up for Darwinism
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2009, 11:37:57 AM »
Is she dead?  eeek:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2009, 11:39:33 AM »
His theory, and I am willing to be corrected, was one of Evolution not death. Who the f*ck is now going to breed with her? Thus Darwin's theory of evolution causing a species to die out is correct.
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2009, 11:40:36 AM »
Ah yes, the breeding bit. She might meet someone with a moonface though  happy088
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2009, 11:40:45 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 17, 2009, 11:39:33 AM
His theory, and I am willing to be corrected, was one of Evolution not death. Who the f*ck is now going to breed with her? Thus Darwin's theory of evolution causing a species to die out is correct.
The bloke that covered her face with stars while she was 'asleep' has prolly bred with her already!  happy001
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2009, 05:42:40 PM »
And here is their fristborn....



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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2009, 12:12:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 17, 2009, 11:08:10 AM
Appear on Stars in their Eyes ...


alright - I already have my coat on  lol:

Let me guess, performing "I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper" lol:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2009, 12:34:23 PM »
Not "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" then?
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2009, 12:41:01 PM »
Many years ago I worked in a place where there was a really really nice French gerl. She was very very  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:

Word reached us that she had had a black cat tattooed on one of her boobs. eyes:

One of my staff and I hatched a plan. At the staff Christmas party we told her that he was thinking of getting a tattoo done and could she tell us the number of her tattoist. She did so. I then said to him casually like , 'I hope he's OK'

She fell for it. 'He iz vairy good, Look.'
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2009, 12:46:24 PM »
So cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox.  lol:
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