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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2009, 12:57:48 PM »


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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2009, 12:58:21 PM »
I wonder how he gets on in pubs and caffs  rubschin:

He must make a hell of a clatter when he eats
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2009, 01:07:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
I wonder how he gets on in pubs and caffs  rubschin:

He must make a hell of a clatter when he eats
What on earth could possibly make him think that is a good thing to do...?  noooo:

And why would you let something that looks like that tattoo you? I wouldn't let him clean my windows let alone touch me...  sick2:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #48 on: June 18, 2009, 01:41:42 PM »
I wonder what the next "Beckham" inspired fad will be?



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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2009, 01:49:22 PM »



 
Get a tattoo, you'll only feel a little prick!
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #50 on: June 18, 2009, 04:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2009, 01:49:22 PM



 
Get a tattoo, you'll only feel a little prick!

Whereas you'll look like a big one !
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2009, 04:24:12 PM »
Who me?
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2009, 04:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2009, 04:24:12 PM
Who me?

No of course not Uncle !
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2009, 04:33:12 PM »
phew!
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2009, 01:34:23 PM »
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2009, 01:37:08 PM »
Kids  noooo:

I am so glad I don't have a teenager in the house  ;D

Ooh, hang on  scared2:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2009, 05:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 23, 2009, 01:34:23 PM
Well guess what:

'I lied about tattoo blunder because my father was furious': Teenage girl with 56 stars on her face finally comes clean


What a surprise!

What a stupid, stupid, stupid girl. Mind you her punishment will last a lifetime or cost a fortune of her own money to remove.

I presume it was her parents that contacted the media about this alleged negligent tattooist  - one of those situations when one small lie escalates out of all proportion  noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2009, 05:43:07 PM »
I am sure the Brat would never dream of such a thing.


The 12 year olds of today are far too sensible
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2009, 05:45:38 PM »
She wants her nose pierced - I have said NO !!!

She wants her ear pierced again - I have said NO!!! ( once is enough in my opinion)

She wants her belly button pierced - I have said NO !!!

Apparently I have been put on this earth to squeeze every last bit of fun out of her life -   shrugs: - fair enough  whistle:
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Re: Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2009, 05:46:38 PM »
You could let her do piercings, on condition she does them herself  eveilgrin:
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