Minge bag to pay the consequences

[GROWLER]

ME!

Had a very expensive root canal filling done back in January.
The dentist told me then that it would have to be crowned in a couple of months.
It was fine tbh,so I left it and went for my usual 6 monthly check up in April.
He wanted to know why I hadn't been to get the crown done, and warned me that it must be done urgently or face the consequences.

I duly booked an appointment...."no hurry" i told the receptionist, in reality meaning that I don't want to pay the 280 quid to have it done

Today, the bastard ?300+ treatment/filling whatever fell out.
Bastards. Mr tight fisted tit 'ed is now going to have to presumably pay the consequences...as warned...and the crazy price of a foreign holiday to get it fixed!
I'm officially very dis pleased with myself...yet again.

[Darwins Selection]

A nice set of plastic gnashers you can get fixed by post is the answer.

If you want to save on extracting the old ones, our chum from Barrow could probably help, for cash.

[GROWLER]

A nice set of plastic gnashers you can get fixed by post is the answer.

If you want to save on extracting the old ones, our chum from Barrow could probably help, for cash.

Nah. can't stand the sight of those Steradent tablets. Remind me that  Alka Saltza tablet shite things, and they always used to make me puke.

[Darwins Selection]

A nice set of plastic gnashers you can get fixed by post is the answer.

If you want to save on extracting the old ones, our chum from Barrow could probably help, for cash.

Nah. can't stand the sight of those Steradent tablets. Remind me that  Alka Saltza tablet shite things, and they always used to make me puke.

You did understand the bit about putting the tablets in water and waiting until they stopped fizzing?

[Misunderstood]

My daughter popped a couple of Steredent tablets some years ago.

She later remarked (whilst having her stomach pumped in hospital) that she mistook them for Alka Seltzers - and what's more - still has a headache.

She has survived and since learned to read.

[Barman]

Did I mention my dentist is a babe?

And I had root canal stuff and I have an unusually large number of roots?

And dentistry is cheap here?

 

[Misunderstood]

Did I mention my dentist is a babe?

And I had root canal stuff and I have an unusually large number of roots?

And dentistry is cheap here?

 

What's her name?

I thought Growlers dentist was a Polish babe anyway and all dentistry problems were encased in fantasy.   

[Shy Talk]

Did I mention my dentist is a babe?

And I had root canal stuff and I have an unusually large number of roots?

And dentistry is cheap here?

 

What's her name?

I thought Growlers dentist was a Polish babe anyway and all dentistry problems were encased in fantasy.   

 I think the polish babe was all in the bears head, a bit of nocturnal activity fodder --- The administration of Nitrous Oxide play havoc with the brain you know 

[Barman]

Did I mention my dentist is a babe?

And I had root canal stuff and I have an unusually large number of roots?

And dentistry is cheap here?

 

What's her name?

Nitsa 

[Darwins Selection]

Did I mention my dentist is a babe?

And I had root canal stuff and I have an unusually large number of roots?

And dentistry is cheap here?

 

What's her name?

Nitsa 

The Polish language is anagram paradise.

"Nights in White Nitsa"
 

[GROWLER]

Just happened to briefly mention to Mrs GROWLER that I've got an appointment to have me gob inspected for its damage tomorrow.
Also mentioned with a laugh that I must have swallowed this filling thingy, as i never felt it come out.
She then informs me that it's to be hoped that it wasn't a mercury filling, one or the most toxic substances known to man apparently.
She's now shuffling around in the file with our documents in, under the letters L and I. 

[Darwins Selection]

Just happened to briefly mention to Mrs GROWLER that I've got an appointment to have me gob inspected for its damage tomorrow.
Also mentioned with a laugh that I must have swallowed this filling thingy, as i never felt it come out.
She then informs me that it's to be hoped that it wasn't a mercury filling, one or the most toxic substances known to man apparently.
She's now shuffling around in the file with our documents in, under the letters L and I. 

Tell her that for a claim to be valid, she has to save all your poo for the Coroner to check that you really swallowed it.