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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2009, 01:54:55 PM »
Seems normal to me. Apart from the Morris Marina bit  noooo:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2009, 02:00:34 PM »
Seems normal to me. Apart from the Morris Marina bit  noooo:

It was the choice of that, or an Austin 1300.








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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2009, 02:01:13 PM »
Toss of a coin then, bad either way  noooo:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2009, 03:55:41 PM »
Were you two ever teenagers? I was but I was  angel1

Boys just smell more. No change there then

Of course I was a teenager (a while ago) and if Miss P is correct am heading back the same way now (ie: senility creeping in)..

I wasn't an  angel1 but I was, what in my day would have been called a SCAMP  eyes:

Not sure that boy's dooooooooooooooooo smell more - generally have more spots though whistle:

Truth be told I was horrid, but I can't see that from my parents' perspective. My consolation is that my sisters were worse  angel1

The Boy (11 shortly) is shaping up to be a complete bastardo  evil:

He knows everything  noooo:

I may make him cook his own dinner this evening  eveilgrin:

I have him doing housework now. Or no eveilgrin: TV

I have the power cable  whistle:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2009, 04:02:54 PM »


I have him doing housework now. Or no eveilgrin: TV

I have the power cable  whistle:


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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2009, 04:04:47 PM »
Tempting, but not so.

All rubbish to bins
Find pyjamas ( a big challenge  noooo:)
Hoover Boy Room (don't look  scared2:)
Piano practice
The he gets the cable  eveilgrin:

Update:

He prefers NO piano practice to cable, so that's that.

I have now set him looking for the effing TV remote which Mrs Nick has put away and lost  Banghead Banghead

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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2009, 07:56:53 PM »
Seems normal to me. Apart from the Morris Marina bit  noooo:

It was the choice of that, or an Austin 1300.









I had a company Marina once ..... smoked in those days and every time I changed into or out of third the fecking ashtray used to take the skin off my knuckles. Mind you it was better than the Maxi they gave me afterward. Changing gear in that was like stirring a pot of spaghetti with a knitting needle
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2009, 08:40:21 PM »
My mum had a Marina  noooo: ...it was called Betty

But then she also had a Triumph Stag and that was called Betty as well  rubschin:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2009, 06:45:27 AM »
 lol: lol:

My Father had a Marina, but then he was f**k off rich...













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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2009, 06:53:52 AM »
lol: lol:

My Father had a Marina, but then he was f**k off rich...


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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2009, 07:14:00 AM »
My mum had a Marina  noooo: ...it was called Betty

But then she also had a Triumph Stag and that was called Betty as well  rubschin:

That's just disloyal. No two cars of mine have ever had the same name. It's wrong  noooo:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2009, 07:15:19 AM »
Naming cars is also very, very wrong (and sad).
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2009, 07:16:20 AM »
Come round and tell that to Martha  evil:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2009, 07:17:03 AM »
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2009, 07:36:13 AM »
My mum had a Marina  noooo: ...it was called Betty
But then she also had a Triumph Stag and that was called Betty as well  rubschin:
That's just disloyal. No two cars of mine have ever had the same name. It's wrong  noooo:

I thought it was just my mum that was barking  noooo:

Do you pat the dashboard as well  rubschin:
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