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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2009, 07:46:30 AM »
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Do you pat the dashboard as well  rubschin:
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Only at the end of long journeys, obviously  redface:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2009, 08:42:06 AM »
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Do you pat the dashboard as well  rubschin:
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Only at the end of long journeys, obviously  redface:

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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2009, 08:43:41 AM »
I thought everyone did that
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2009, 08:45:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 08:43:41 AM
I thought everyone did that
No... if LL is driving (and I'm sober) they have to prise my fingers from the grab handle thingy...  redface:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2009, 08:46:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2009, 08:45:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 08:43:41 AM
I thought everyone did that
No... if LL is driving (and I'm sober) they have to prise my fingers from the grab handle thingy...  redface:

That I can believe. Does she lean forward over the steering wheel and peer through the windscreen? And not use the mirrors enough?
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2009, 08:46:50 AM »
At the end of long journeys I usually take the ignition key out, get out of the car and head for the nearest toilet.
I do not pat any part of the car, nor do I kiss the bonnet, caress the boot lid or cuddle the wing mirror. I just go have a pee and stretch my aching back.
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2009, 08:47:23 AM »
You will regret that one day when the car lets you down.
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2009, 08:48:10 AM »
Then and only then will I pat the nice man from the RAC
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2009, 09:29:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 08:46:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2009, 08:45:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 08:43:41 AM
I thought everyone did that
No... if LL is driving (and I'm sober) they have to prise my fingers from the grab handle thingy...  redface:

That I can believe. Does she lean forward over the steering wheel and peer through the windscreen? And not use the mirrors enough?
You know her?  eeek:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2009, 09:30:59 AM »
I know the type. Does she mix up the heater controls and the radio controls by not looking at them as she adjusts them while she is driving?
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2009, 09:32:16 AM »
People who they allow to drive these days eh  whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2009, 09:36:09 AM »
And I bet she can never remember how the windscreen washer thingy works on the steering column and has to look at it to see which way to push or pull  noooo:


and still gets it wrong  noooo:
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Re: Teenage daughters
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2009, 09:43:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 09:30:59 AM
I know the type. Does she mix up the heater controls and the radio controls by not looking at them as she adjusts them while she is driving?
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