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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #75 on: June 20, 2009, 10:31:29 AM »
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It's coping with the food fads that does my head in. Everyone nowadays seem to be allergic to something and no two members of the same set of visitors have the same allergies  noooo:
Am I invited then...? I'm not allergic to anything like...  angel1

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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #76 on: June 20, 2009, 10:34:12 AM »
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It's coping with the food fads that does my head in. Everyone nowadays seem to be allergic to something and no two members of the same set of visitors have the same allergies  noooo:
Am I invited then...? I'm not allergic to anything like...  angel1

You would have to do cleaning and stuff. And babysit The Boy  eveilgrin:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #77 on: June 20, 2009, 10:36:34 AM »
We suffer the same problem. It's living at/near the seaside that attracts them ~ like fecking midges the b@st@rds invite themselves as soon as the summer starts. Never see them when there is a force 9 whipping off the Irish Sea ~ Oh no noooo:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #78 on: June 20, 2009, 10:39:43 AM »
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It's coping with the food fads that does my head in. Everyone nowadays seem to be allergic to something and no two members of the same set of visitors have the same allergies  noooo:
Am I invited then...? I'm not allergic to anything like...  angel1

Apart from decent motorbikes... whistle:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #79 on: June 20, 2009, 11:54:16 AM »
Years of lateral thinking... sometimes horizontal thinking  redface:

We await MissC's confirmation  rubschin:

It does have the ring of truth about it.

I assure you it is the correct punchline.

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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #80 on: June 26, 2009, 09:06:45 AM »
Well they got here at midnight having turned the drive from Bristol into an extended driving lesson for the 17 year old, so they had to avoid motorways  noooo:

I had forgotten that she smiles all the time, which makes her look like a loony.

This evening she wishes to meet the CBFT  eeek:

I am curious as to how they will greet each other, since shaking hands will be a physical impossibility
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #81 on: June 26, 2009, 09:11:03 AM »
Like an Eskimo kiss but with nipples  rubschin:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #82 on: June 26, 2009, 09:18:22 AM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001  eeek:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #83 on: June 26, 2009, 09:40:25 AM »
We need pictures...  whistle:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #84 on: June 26, 2009, 09:40:51 AM »
I need a wide angle lens!
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #85 on: June 26, 2009, 11:52:12 AM »
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #86 on: June 26, 2009, 11:55:23 AM »
Mrs Nick explains that they have their own bathroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8HvjchxBVA&feature=related
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2009, 01:12:38 PM »
Well they have gone. What a fafferama. She has some ancient Nissan Micra and needs to top it up with oil. Except she has no idea how to get the filler cap open (or the bonnet) and can't find the dipstick and can't open the mahoosive oil can she keeps int he car.

Guess who is now covered in oil  evil:

And as they left she asked me if I knew the way to fooking St Albans!!  eeek:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2009, 01:14:28 PM »
How does she know it needs oil if she doesn't know where it goes...?  rubschin:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2009, 01:15:20 PM »
She has to put a litre in every 200 miles  noooo:
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