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Offline Pastis

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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2009, 04:30:47 PM »
Sounds like she's asking to be pushed down there  whistle:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2009, 04:52:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
She has already asked about the pile of shite next to the cellar stairs! Feck off!

For heavens sake - she is staying at your house  evil:. If she isn't happy with the standards then feck off to a hotel near you or clean up your house until it meets her standards.

If either of my brothers or their women stayed at mine and were that fussy they would either be given a dishcloth or an A - Z  noooo:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2009, 05:03:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 18, 2009, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
She has already asked about the pile of shite next to the cellar stairs! Feck off!

For heavens sake - she is staying at your house  evil:. If she isn't happy with the standards then feck off to a hotel near you or clean up your house until it meets her standards.

If either of my brothers or their women stayed at mine and were that fussy they would either be given a dishcloth or an A - Z  noooo:

That is roughly what I was saying earlier.

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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2009, 05:04:05 PM »
All that cleaning, dusting, hoovering...and then six months later you gotta do it all again  noooo:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2009, 05:17:34 PM »
 lol:

Boats are easier to maintain though eh  lol:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2009, 06:23:48 PM »
Everything has to be de-caffeinated. She has brought special tea bags  ::)

I have just made coffee. Real coffee. Her husband leapt upon it like a leaping thing, despite being told he would not sleep well  noooo:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2009, 07:18:21 PM »
The hit of a real coffee and a digestif or two will have him sleeping like a baby...  8)

Mind you, I had a double ristretto at Euston yesterday prior to a meeting... that woke me up  eeek:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2009, 07:37:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 18, 2009, 05:17:34 PM
lol:

Boats are easier to maintain though eh  lol:

It's not a boat  evil: ...it's a ship
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2009, 07:39:33 PM »
Oh bless,  sorry - I don't mean to downsize your vessel  whistle:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2009, 07:51:24 PM »
If I remember rightly, ships can carry boats, boats can't carry ships. Above the waterline it's ships and below it's boats  rubschin:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2009, 08:14:50 PM »
 rubschin:

It's not even my ship anyhoo. I commandeered it like fence:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2009, 08:15:40 PM »
Are you Somalian ???
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2009, 08:54:46 PM »
No...I'm with the Woolwich
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2009, 07:18:33 AM »
But they're dead now  rubschin:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2009, 07:47:06 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 19, 2009, 07:18:33 AM
But they're dead now  rubschin:

He is quite ruthless.  scared2:
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