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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2009, 12:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2009, 12:28:17 PM
Ooh, I accidentally smote you all
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2009, 12:33:40 PM »
And I lost my bank card at the market  evil:. I had just cancelled the fecking thing when some old lady (behind me in the bank queue) handed it in  Banghead
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2009, 12:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2009, 12:33:40 PM
And I lost my bank card at the market  evil:. I had just cancelled the fecking thing when some old lady (behind me in the bank queue) handed it in  Banghead
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2009, 12:36:20 PM »
Not a good day  evil:


And I caught my sister tidying our fridge contents this morning  cussing:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #49 on: June 19, 2009, 12:45:52 PM »
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2009, 12:54:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2009, 12:28:17 PM
Ooh, I accidentally smote you all
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But I attempted to be nice  sad24:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2009, 12:56:10 PM »
You must be out of practice then
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2009, 12:59:04 PM »
So it would seem  noooo:

May the wrath of your sister find every dusty corner of your abode  evil:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2009, 12:59:48 PM »
She has already recommended several home improvements we might make  evil:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2009, 01:02:46 PM »
Does she like your rug  whistle:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #55 on: June 19, 2009, 01:04:21 PM »
That rug is still rolled up awaiting further decorating werks.
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2009, 02:07:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2009, 01:04:21 PM
That rug is still rolled up awaiting further decorating werks.

Christ on a bike don't let Growler find that out  scared2:
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2009, 02:20:47 PM »
My sister enquired why the bathroom door only locks from the outside  ::)

How would I know? It's always done that.
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2009, 02:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2009, 02:20:47 PM
My sister enquired why the bathroom door only locks from the outside  ::)

How would I know? It's always done that.

Can't she whistle when having a crap like everyone else does?





Actually the answer is, and I know it is too late now, that it stops small boys locking themselves in there.
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Re: Getting ready for visitors
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2009, 03:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 19, 2009, 02:37:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2009, 02:20:47 PM
My sister enquired why the bathroom door only locks from the outside  ::)

How would I know? It's always done that.

Can't she whistle when having a crap like everyone else does?







Actually the answer is, and I know it is too late now, that it stops small boys locking themselves in there.

Small boys?  rubschin: or Nick
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