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Offline Miss Demeanour

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What to say
« on: June 19, 2009, 07:28:19 PM »
Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life  noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.

He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now  ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support  evil:

Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic  whistle:

The text says :

What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please  happy001

So answers on a text message please  lol:
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Re: What to say
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 07:49:09 PM »
friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
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Re: What to say
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 08:05:34 PM »
 lol: lol:

answer = watch flm http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207201/ & wsh u were Ml Gbsn     ;)
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Re: What to say
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 08:14:54 PM »
I must have a really big think  rubschin:
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Re: What to say
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 08:32:55 PM »
Tell him to fuck off.

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Re: What to say
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2009, 04:43:27 AM »
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Re: What to say
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 07:55:23 AM »
Miss D ~ this twat thinks if he plays this game for long enough he is going to get into your knickers. Tell him straight. TG sums it up best.
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Re: What to say
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 09:17:56 AM »
Exactly what he said!!
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Re: What to say
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2009, 11:48:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 19, 2009, 07:28:19 PM
Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life  noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.

He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now  ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support  evil:

Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic  whistle:

The text says :

What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please  happy001

So answers on a text message please  lol:

"Dear loser, since I came out as a lesbian, I can only tell you what women want from other women. Have a sex change then come back and ask me again."
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Re: What to say
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2009, 11:59:47 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2009, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 19, 2009, 07:28:19 PM
Do you remember blokey who had to write an essay to his estranged girlfriend to prove his values and vision of his mission statement for life  noooo: well it didn't do much good as she split up with him eventually.

He is now devastated and has been for about 4 months now  ::) - and keeps ringing and texting for advice and support  evil:

Just received this text message - I am on my 2nd glass of collapso and not feeling the most sympathetic  whistle:

The text says :

What do women want in a relationship ? What do you think will make it last ? Think about it and tell me on Monday please  happy001

So answers on a text message please  lol:

"Dear loser, since I came out as a lesbian, I can only tell you what women want from other women. Have a sex change then come back and ask me again."
Oh Darwin... I just never thought it of you of all people...  noooo:
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Re: What to say
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2009, 12:00:31 PM »
Good plan though
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Re: What to say
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2009, 12:04:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 20, 2009, 07:55:23 AM
Miss D ~ this twat thinks if he plays this game for long enough he is going to get into your knickers. Tell him straight. TG sums it up best.

 eeek:

What by being a sad , pathetic twat  - I'm afraid that doesn't do it for me  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: What to say
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2009, 03:14:21 PM »
He THINKS it gives him a chance.
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Re: What to say
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2009, 04:39:30 PM »
Has he been told to fuck off yet?

I'll tell him if you like.  evil:

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Re: What to say
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2009, 04:59:52 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

I haven't responded to the text yet .....I really can't be arsed ...it would only mean getting another one back  noooo:
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