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Offline TG

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I forgot to metion...
« on: June 20, 2009, 10:09:27 AM »
.. that last Sunday Mrs TG's lovely, shiny new high end Nokia mobile phone died a death.

How did it die I hear you ask?











Wait for it.................























Here we go.....................



























IT FELL OUT OF HER BRA WHERE IT WAS BEING STORED (AS YOU DO) AND FELL STRAIGHT DOWN THE TOILET.


It is completely terminated and she had to buy a twenty quid nail of a phone from Amazon.


I have only just stopped larfing.  noooo:



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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2009, 10:14:02 AM »
 point: point: point: point: point:

Where does she keep the new one?
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Does it vibrate?
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2009, 10:25:51 AM »
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2009, 10:38:23 AM »
My wife would not do that ~ she is the only woman I know that managed to starve a living bra to death.
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2009, 10:52:48 AM »
Mrs Unigate has quite the opposite problem. Most of her bras have been asphyxiated. Those that survive are used to power schooners
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2009, 11:43:14 AM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

  redface: Poor Mrs TG.






























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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 01:34:20 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 20, 2009, 10:09:27 AM
.. that last Sunday Mrs TG's lovely, shiny new high end Nokia mobile phone died a death.

How did it die I hear you ask?











Wait for it.................























Here we go.....................



























IT FELL OUT OF HER BRA WHERE IT WAS BEING STORED (AS YOU DO) AND FELL STRAIGHT DOWN THE TOILET.


It is completely terminated and she had to buy a twenty quid nail of a phone from Amazon.


I have only just stopped larfing.  noooo:




It was a lovely shiny nokia supernova....dident like it much anyway....well i am suprised he never mentioned, wat is even more funnier, that i dident even realise it was down there. till i sent him up to bathroom as i though i left it on ledge.....oopppps a daisy...


from that to this.....


i will get the last laugh wen i get a nice new one again some time... cloud9:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 01:34:40 PM »
Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.

I have killed many a mobile, one in the bath, one down the toilet, one in a bucket of wallpaper paste, one in a washing up bowl, full, needless to say, then there was the one that went through the washing machine,  mobile phones and I do not mix. redface: noooo:

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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2009, 01:37:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2009, 10:14:02 AM
point: point: point: point: point:

Where does she keep the new one?
 Popcorn:


Does it vibrate?

yep it used too....not anymore...hence why it was where it was...as dident have any pockets was being safe..... Banghead

all yr sympathy is really overwelming.... sad24:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2009, 01:39:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 20, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.

I have killed many a mobile, one in the bath, one down the toilet, one in a bucket of wallpaper paste, one in a washing up bowl, full, needless to say, then there was the one that went through the washing machine,  mobile phones and I do not mix. redface: noooo:



Thanks Miss C nice to get some girl power, and one that thinks alike..these things happen...but this is first one i have killed...the thing is i was mobiless for one whole day, not sure how i got through that....phew... scared2:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2009, 01:48:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 20, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.



Not really an option  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2009, 05:02:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 20, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.



Not really an option  noooo:


Why ever not?  I can send you one of mine if you like. eyes:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2009, 05:21:35 PM »
How big is it? I have one of these upstairs that needs protecting
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2009, 05:26:46 PM »
Only Wenchy can help
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2009, 05:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 21, 2009, 05:21:35 PM
How big is it? I have one of these upstairs that needs protecting


This one should do the trick then!



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