Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Down

Author Topic: I forgot to metion...  (Read 3600 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109352
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2009, 05:44:51 PM »
Strap on pants, I think you will find  whistle:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2009, 05:55:57 PM »
What on earth are you on about? whacky115
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2009, 08:02:12 AM »
I have no clue.

However before I had a big phone I often used to store it in my bra. In my youth one could buy special bras with little pockets for storing such items on a night out. Most handy, no need for a handbag.
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109352
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2009, 08:02:54 AM »
What happened if it rang?  rubschin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2009, 08:04:22 AM »
I took it out and answered it. What else?
Logged

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21922
  • Reputation: 2
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2009, 08:06:16 AM »
Our chef keeps her cash in her bra. (left titty, notes only)
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109352
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2009, 08:07:02 AM »
Does she veer to the left when walking?
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2009, 08:07:54 AM »
Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too.  eeek:
Logged

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2009, 08:22:53 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:07:54 AM
Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too.  eeek:
When mine get to that stage, Mrs DS(#3) uses them for dusters.
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2009, 08:28:57 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:07:54 AM
Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too.  eeek:


Now that's just bad and wrong! noooo:
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109352
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2009, 08:29:30 AM »
They would bulge, surely?
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2009, 08:30:15 AM »
They were the upgrade to the ones with the days of the week on them - I hated them - my mum never listened to my opinions tho  cry:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2009, 08:31:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 23, 2009, 08:28:57 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:07:54 AM
Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too.  eeek:


Now that's just bad and wrong! noooo:

Was handy! The one on the left hip was big enough for my bank card, the one on the right for ummm other things.  redface: Then had cash, mob and lip balm in my bra! Key used to be hidden under a brick in the shed!
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109352
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2009, 08:33:03 AM »
Quote
under a brick in the shed

Euphemism # 45692?
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2009, 08:33:48 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:31:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 23, 2009, 08:28:57 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:07:54 AM
Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too.  eeek:


Now that's just bad and wrong! noooo:

Was handy! The one on the left hip was big enough for my bank card, the one on the right for ummm other things.  redface: Then had cash, mob and lip balm in my bra! Key used to be hidden under a brick in the shed!

What was so wrong with carrying a small handbag  eeek:
Logged
Skubber
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Up
« previous next »