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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2009, 08:34:42 AM »
Wasn't terribly convenient when clubbing I found.  redface:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2009, 08:34:52 AM »
Or just having clothes with pockets like normal people men ?
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2009, 08:35:51 AM »
Little dresses/skirts/vest tops don't come with them.
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2009, 08:36:47 AM »
It's a design fault. Almost all men's clothes have pockets as standard
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2009, 08:37:30 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
Wasn't terribly convenient when clubbing I found.  redface:

but then where would you store your pen to collect telephone numbers and the like  whistle:

what would you have to dance around  whistle:

and what would you use to accidentally knock into some cow who you really didn't like  whistle:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2009, 08:37:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2009, 08:36:47 AM
It's a design fault. Almost all men's clothes have pockets as standard 

Pockets are not flattering though  noooo:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2009, 08:38:34 AM »
Nor is a bra full of electrical equipment  noooo:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2009, 08:39:01 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 23, 2009, 08:37:30 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 23, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
Wasn't terribly convenient when clubbing I found.  redface:

but then where would you store your pen to collect telephone numbers and the like  whistle:

That is what the mob was for

what would you have to dance around  whistle:

showing your age there!

and what would you use to accidentally knock into some cow who you really didn't like  whistle:

that is what bottles of water/high heels are for

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Re: I forgot to mention...
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2009, 01:37:06 PM »
Mrs TG has had the toilet dropped phone replaced by an all singing all dancing new Nokia, Wi-Fi and god know what.

How did she manage this?

Go to O2 where she has her contract and open a second contract. Plan is her son has the SIM and pays the bills, she has the phone.

O2 agree to this and then proceed to cock it up in fantastic style that concludes with the new contract being refused (after being accepted) and a couple of attempts actually being made to send the phone.

She then barrages the O2 MD's office until a flunky rings her and says no new contract but we will send a shiny new high end phone by way of apology!

It could only happen to her!
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2009, 01:38:50 PM »
The Brat needs a new phone (again  ::) )  .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies  rubschin:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2009, 02:07:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 08, 2009, 01:38:50 PM
The Brat needs a new phone (again  ::) )  .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies  rubschin:

CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 £4.95 + £10 worth of PAYG credit  cloud9:

Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.

OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.


Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2009, 02:14:53 PM »
Your last sentence is pure genius  happy088

The Brat's needs are not necessarily about the camera , although according to her that is essential but it needs to store her music tracks etc etc etc - yes she does have an ipod but doesn't take this everywhere unlike her phone which requires surgical removal just to recharge it  evil:
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2009, 03:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 08, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 08, 2009, 01:38:50 PM
The Brat needs a new phone (again  ::) )  .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies  rubschin:

CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 ?4.95 + ?10 worth of PAYG credit  cloud9:

Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.

OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.


Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.

NO NO.... Banghead
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Re: I forgot to metion...
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2009, 03:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on August 08, 2009, 03:54:56 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 08, 2009, 02:07:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 08, 2009, 01:38:50 PM
The Brat needs a new phone (again  ::) )  .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies  rubschin:

CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 ?4.95 + ?10 worth of PAYG credit  cloud9:

Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.

OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.


Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.

NO NO.... Banghead

Not even if we say "Pretty Please"? angel1
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Re: I forgot to mention...
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2009, 03:58:21 PM »
Quote from: TG on August 08, 2009, 01:37:06 PM
Mrs TG has had the toilet dropped phone replaced by an all singing all dancing new Nokia, Wi-Fi and god know what.

How did she manage this?

Go to O2 where she has her contract and open a second contract. Plan is her son has the SIM and pays the bills, she has the phone.

O2 agree to this and then proceed to cock it up in fantastic style that concludes with the new contract being refused (after being accepted) and a couple of attempts actually being made to send the phone.

She then barrages the O2 MD's office until a flunky rings her and says no new contract but we will send a shiny new high end phone by way of apology!

It could only happen to her!

i knew i would have the last laugh....my phone is lovely an Tg is sooooo Jealous..... eyes:
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