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Girly magazines
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:21:21 AM »
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:

They are producing a new one on the market - because all the other erotica magazines for women have been so succesful  noooo: noooo: noooo: 
"The founder, Suraya Singh,  used to have a mundane job working for an education quango. Like millions of women the 30-year-old would often spend her lunch breaks perusing the women's magazine section at a nearby newsstand ......( personally I spend my lunch breaks eating but that's where I'm probably going wrong  lol: ) .... she became increasingly despondent at the celebrity gossip, diet tips and fashion advice she was bombarded with. What she wanted was a classy erotica magazine that women like her would be happy to buy. Men's magazines regularly mixed aspirational and intelligent content with high-brow erotica " happy001 happy001 happy001


Sex will be strictly cerebral in a new top-shelf magazine for 'thinking women'  ::) Next week she will launch Filament,  eeek:  a self-funded quarterly erotica magazine that is squarely aimed at turning women on. A glitzy launch party complete with male acrobats is planned for Monday and an initial print run of 5,000 copies has just rolled off the presses.

"Marketed as "the thinking woman's crumpet", the first issue features a semi-naked man in a praying position on its cover. Inside, artistic photoshoots of scantily clad male models are juxtaposed next to erotic short stories and erudite articles on off-beat topics such as the merits of being a geek. And if you tire of the sex, there's always a recipe for spicy celeriac bake to keep you busy."

The first issue has avoided full-frontal nudity   noooo: - I have cancelled my subscription with immediate effect  lol:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 07:23:56 AM »
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:


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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 07:28:38 AM »
She is going for the gay readership  noooo:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2009, 07:30:20 AM »
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:


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And how many seconds was it before you clicked on this topic  happy001
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 07:32:27 AM »
I mean the ones produced for girls -  whistle:


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And how many seconds was it before you clicked on this topic  happy001
I was falsely attracted to this thread!  cussing:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 07:32:38 AM »
She is going for the gay readership  noooo:

Exactly - so just promote it as such - not something for the modern 'thinking' woman - how feckin patronising does she want to be . This apparently is what 'a woman who thinks'  looks like  ::)

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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2009, 08:23:50 AM »
She is going for the gay readership  noooo:

Exactly - so just promote it as such - not something for the modern 'thinking' woman - how feckin patronising does she want to be . This apparently is what 'a woman who thinks'  looks like  ::)


No wonder she thinks for herself.

Nobody is going to think about her.  noooo:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2009, 08:28:32 AM »
She looks quite acceptable to me.

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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2009, 08:35:54 AM »
I'd do her  eyes:

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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2009, 08:38:39 AM »
It's a bloke you pair of buffoons.  ::)
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2009, 08:40:52 AM »
 eeek: noooo:

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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 08:42:26 AM »
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2009, 08:47:30 AM »
That is no bloke (is it) Is her name Lola? with a dark brown voice?

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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2009, 08:55:56 AM »


That is her listening ear pose  rubschin:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2009, 09:03:27 AM »
Do the cuffs match the collar I wonder  rubschin: