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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2009, 09:21:32 AM »
The first issue has avoided full-frontal nudity    - I have cancelled my subscription with immediate effect 

I shall refrain from subscribing. angel1

I can appreciate a beautiful female body/form in a non lesbian sort of way, I can also drool appreciate a beautiful body on a bloke but would prefer that he kept his kecks on.  I once saw the center spread in a girlie magazine, it featured a very attractive young man on a surf board, with his willy sort of flapping around it really did not do it for me. noooo:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2009, 09:25:31 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 08:38:39 AM
It's a bloke you pair of buffoons.  ::)

I don't think so DS  noooo:

It's you that should have gone to:



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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2009, 09:44:50 AM »
DS was too close to the Aga. His specs had steamed up prolly
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2009, 09:51:58 AM »



"Kevin from Felixtowe, pictured in The Queens Arms during the annual Fairy Ring pageant, still looking pale after his return from surgery in Amsterdam."
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2009, 10:14:16 AM »
Keep digging DS.  ::)
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2009, 10:58:57 AM »
'She' does look a bit masculine like...  whistle:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2009, 11:20:19 AM »
Which 'bit' would that be then?
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2009, 11:23:15 AM »
She may be yet another unconvincing transvestite. There's a lot about. Look at Anne Widdecombe, for example
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2009, 11:23:57 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 11:20:19 AM
Which 'bit' would that be then?
Well, 'her' face for starters... imagine if 'she' had a more masculine hair cut... And no false boobs like...  noooo:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2009, 11:24:52 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 11:20:19 AM
Which 'bit' would that be then?
Square jaw, broad shoulders, protruding eyebrow ridge, huge testicles tucked up under the tee-shirt.

Need I go on?

I bet the voice is like Lee Marvin after 20 Capstans.
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2009, 11:25:26 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2009, 11:24:52 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2009, 11:20:19 AM
Which 'bit' would that be then?
Square jaw, broad shoulders, protruding eyebrow ridge, huge testicles tucked up under the tee-shirt.

Need I go on?

I bet the voice is like Lee Marvin after 20 Capstans.
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2009, 11:27:06 AM »
Deffo a bloke then. That's sorted. What next?
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2009, 11:36:49 AM »
"Well, nobody's perfect."
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2009, 11:38:21 AM »
Mrs Nick thinks she is
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Re: Girly magazines
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2009, 11:39:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2009, 11:38:21 AM
Mrs Nick thinks she is

What, a man like?
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