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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2009, 05:13:59 PM »
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and trousers hanging half way down his arse  noooo:

Nooo that's just bad and wrong, unless it is very tanned and pert obviously. redface:

and you're the one that is pulling them down  whistle:

As if I would. angel1  Snoops, wire brush and Dettol NOW!
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2009, 05:38:21 PM »
We demand pics on Friday  eveilgrin:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2009, 05:41:58 PM »
What pics of Sven  rubschin:

Do I have to ask his permission first like  confused2:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2009, 05:43:45 PM »
Hang out the window and snap him. Then offer him a hob nob
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2009, 05:47:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2009, 05:43:45 PM
Hang out the window and snap him. Then offer him a hob nob

and these tactics of yours have worked successfully in the past eh  rubschin:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2009, 05:49:05 PM »
I doubt it very much. noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2009, 06:46:23 PM »
She should wear her best bikini. That would entrap him
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2009, 06:52:28 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mind you it would certainly guarantee the work would be finished quicker - he would be desperate to escape  lol:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2009, 10:41:32 AM »
SVEN showers off after his day of fencing werk making Miss D late for her gerls' night out



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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2009, 10:45:39 AM »
If Miss D ever got to her gerls night out  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2009, 10:47:14 AM »


Barman tests his new shower...  whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2009, 10:49:06 AM »
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Barman tests his new shower using a man LL got in...  whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2009, 10:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2009, 10:47:14 AM


Barman tests his new shower...  whistle:

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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2009, 10:51:42 AM »
Sorry Miss D but that one is gay  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2009, 10:52:18 AM »
What now?  Shrugs:
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