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Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« on: June 22, 2009, 02:17:14 PM »
42 soon.

We shall have to have a whip round

Perhaps some Boots tokens for all those special creams and elasticated orthopaedic devices she will be in need of  rubschin:

Or a new bikini (XXL)?
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 02:18:33 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 02:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:17:14 PM
42 soon.

We shall have to have a whip round

Perhaps some Boots tokens for all those special creams and elasticated orthopaedic devices she will be in need of  rubschin:

Or a new bikini (XXL)?

Here you go, Nick.

http://www.blushbabe.co.uk/productcart/pc/10199-Miss-Demeanour-Costume-78p4553.htm
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2009, 02:27:07 PM »
Ooooooooooh, she'd like that
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 02:28:57 PM »
How very thoughtful of you ....and putting my age in big bright lights . You are such a true and honourable gentleman   cool20:

And I was going to buy cakes  whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 02:30:11 PM »
I know a good train cake shop you could try
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2009, 02:30:55 PM »
Fairy cakes?
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2009, 02:31:28 PM »
Anyone in central London on Friday night I am having a party - apparently  noooo: - I am not organising it as you can tell  evil:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2009, 02:44:25 PM »
Tea and cakes and stuff. Somewhere quiet, like?
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2009, 02:57:19 PM »
No doubt....


Menu

Smoked Salmon Sandwiches
Ham Sandwiches
Chicken Sandwiches
Cucumber Sandwiches
Mature Cheddar Cheese Sandwiches
Egg Mayonnaise and Cress Bridge Roll



Freshly Baked Raisin and Apple Scones with
Devonshire Clotted Cream and Strawberry Preserve



Assortment of Afternoon Tea Pastries
Ritz Chocolate Cake



A Birthday Cake
A Glass of Champagne

£58 per person
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 eeek: eeek:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2009, 02:58:38 PM »
Looks a bit fattening  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 03:11:29 PM »
You'd lose 58 pounds for that  eeek:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2009, 03:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2009, 02:44:25 PM
Tea and cakes and stuff. Somewhere quiet, like?

If only  noooo:


Girl's (and a few blokes ) big p1ss up in loud bar  noooo:

I'd prefer Pastis's  option  - but then that does involve food  cloud9:
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2009, 07:58:00 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 22, 2009, 02:57:19 PM
No doubt....


Menu

Smoked Salmon Sandwiches
Ham Sandwiches
Chicken Sandwiches
Cucumber Sandwiches
Mature Cheddar Cheese Sandwiches
Egg Mayonnaise and Cress Bridge Roll



Freshly Baked Raisin and Apple Scones with
Devonshire Clotted Cream and Strawberry Preserve



Assortment of Afternoon Tea Pastries
Ritz Chocolate Cake



A Birthday Cake
A Glass of Champagne

£58 per person
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Is that the ritz afternoon tea? I've always wanted to do that for my birthday.
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Re: Countdown to Miss D's Birthday
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2009, 07:59:04 AM »
Make sure Mr Wench pays
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