Countdown to Miss D's Birthday

[Miss Demeanour]

Sorry Miss D but that one is gay 

Doesn't spoil the view tho 

[Nick]

I Googled 'gay men images' and, um, up he popped, like

[Miss Demeanour]

I think I am really much better off not knowing what search criteria you use in Google

[Nick]

If you type in, hypothetically like, Keyboard Cat, for example, you get some amazing stuff 

[barmisspah?]

I Googled 'gay men images' and, um, up he popped, like

Doesn't necessarily mean that he is gay though, just that gay men like to, ahem. look at him

[Nick]

 

You mean in the same way they all lust after BM, like?

[barmisspah?]

You mean in the same way they all lust after BM, like?

Obviously

[Barman]

 

Um, I mean.. 

[Nick]

Anyhoo. Gerls' night out.

Mahoosive hangover tomorrow (and useful memory blackouts)

I do hope she misbehaves

[Barman]

Anyhoo. Gerls' night out.

Mahoosive hangover tomorrow (and useful memory blackouts)

I do hope she misbehaves

Would she tell us tho...? 

[Nick]

Tell us what? All she will have is a hangover and some torn clothing  

And some old Swede near the toaster 

[Barman]

Tell us what? All she will have is a hangover and some torn clothing  

And some old Swede near the toaster 

I suppose...

Still, if she loses her handbag and locks herself out she won't have a fence to climb over in her heels... 

[Pastis]

Those 'straight from work' do's are never a good idea 

*says he plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous as an appetiser, like*

[Barman]

Those 'straight from work' do's are never a good idea 

*says he plunging a stick of celery into a pot of houmous as an appetiser, like*

I thought she had the day off today to meet Sven like...? 

Still, she does appear to have disappeared (does that make sense?) quite early... 

[Pastis]

   Wouldn't be the first time I'm not up to speed