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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #45 on: June 24, 2009, 09:13:29 AM »
And turning all the meat over... you forgot the turning...  ::)
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #46 on: June 24, 2009, 09:14:05 AM »
And lighting the BBQ, with real flames and stuff  cloud9:
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2009, 09:15:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 09:14:05 AM
And lighting the BBQ, with real flames and stuff  cloud9:
Indeed...

And throwing spirit on it to clean the grease off... and burning all your hair and eyebrows in the resulting explosion... prolly...  redface:
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2009, 09:16:44 AM »
You clean the grill!?!?!  eeek:
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2009, 09:18:10 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2009, 09:16:44 AM
You clean the grill!?!?!  eeek:
Nooooo...  noooo:

But for the new season like - you don't know what might have made nests in there...  sick2:
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #50 on: June 24, 2009, 09:21:45 AM »
You have a BBQ season?
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #51 on: June 24, 2009, 09:23:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 09:21:45 AM
You have a BBQ season?
Of course... May to November... You don't want to BBQ in bad weather do you...?  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #52 on: June 24, 2009, 09:33:11 AM »
I once BBQd indoors in an emergency, like. Not wise.
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #53 on: June 24, 2009, 09:34:46 AM »
Have you used indoor fireworks as well  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #54 on: June 24, 2009, 09:35:24 AM »
Oh yes!  cloud9:
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #55 on: June 24, 2009, 09:37:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2009, 09:18:10 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2009, 09:16:44 AM
You clean the grill!?!?!  eeek:
Nooooo...  noooo:

But for the new season like - you don't know what might have made nests in there...  sick2:

Phew! That is a bit of a relief!
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #56 on: June 24, 2009, 09:39:00 AM »
I bet they have hooge malevolent spiders in Cyprus. Lethal ones with lots of legs that bite your bum from under the toilet seat
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #57 on: June 24, 2009, 09:54:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 09:39:00 AM
I bet they have hooge malevolent spiders in Cyprus. Lethal ones with lots of legs that bite your bum from under the toilet seat
Mahoosive bird-eating spiders like...  whistle:  char062
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #58 on: June 24, 2009, 09:56:06 AM »
With fangs. And a bite that could lead to an agonising death (but not before many male doctors have embarrassingly examined your bottom)
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Re: BM's all new expert BBQ advice thread (and frying)
« Reply #59 on: June 24, 2009, 10:24:40 AM »
 eeek:

Deffo shan't be visiting there then!
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