Errr BM - should you be worried

[Miss Demeanour]

Archaeologists in Cyprus have found what they believe  is one of the world's oldest water wells, dating from the Stone Age 10,500 years ago and containing the skeleton of a young woman... unearthed by an excavator at a building site close to the western coastal town of Paphos

The cylindrical shaft discovered by the excavator had a number of small niches cut out of its sides to enable those who dug the well to climb in and out. It was silted up, containing animal bones and the poorly preserved skeleton of a young woman, the department said.

"Unfortunately we shall never know how she came to be there," it said

Think you need to find a new disposal place BM  

[Barman]

Archaeologists in Cyprus have found what they believe  is one of the world's oldest water wells, dating from the Stone Age 10,500 years ago and containing the skeleton of a young woman... unearthed by an excavator at a building site close to the western coastal town of Paphos,y.

The cylindrical shaft discovered by the excavator had a number of small niches cut out of its sides to enable those who dug the well to climb in and out. It was silted up, containing animal bones and the poorly preserved skeleton of a young woman, the department said.

"Unfortunately we shall never know how she came to be there," it said

Think you need to find a new disposal place BM 

Bugger! 

[Nick]

And how is LL?

[Barman]

And how is LL?

Her toe appears not to be broken after all... 

[Nick]

She was just after sympathy. Pesky wimmin. Get her to do some cleaning, chip chop

[Miss Demeanour]

And how is LL?

Her toe appears not to be broken after all... 

has her sympathy for your ailment worn off 

[Barman]

She was just after sympathy. Pesky wimmin. Get her to do some cleaning, chip chop

Indeed... I have given her a list... 

[Nick]

Later that same day

[Landlady]

And how is LL?

Her toe appears not to be broken after all... 

has her sympathy for your ailment worn off 

No it hasn't at all and he (more than he deserves) is being royally treated with massage and TLC
I expect full pay back tomorrow after I have been through my endoscopy - am bricking it at present 

[Miss Demeanour]

Absolutely - his is self induced - yours is not  - therefore for all the tea and sympathy you have shown you should expect at least double in return. It's only right and proper 

Hope it goes ok by the way - xxx

[Barman]

Double? 

[Miss Demeanour]

At the very least ..directly proportional to how much you have moaned - so according to Nick could actually be a lot more than that 

[Barman]

At the very least ..directly proportional to how much you have moaned - so according to Nick could actually be a lot more than that 

But she doesn't even drink tea... 

[Snoopy]

And how is LL?

Her toe appears not to be broken after all... 

has her sympathy for your ailment worn off 

No it hasn't at all and he (more than he deserves) is being royally treated with massage and TLC
I expect full pay back tomorrow after I have been through my endoscopy - am bricking it at present 

Don't worry about it ~ accept the nice valium they give you and enjoy the experience. You won't feel a thing.

[Miss Demeanour]

Said in Snoops best doctors voice