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Twitchers
« on: June 24, 2009, 10:28:50 AM »
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My neighbour has just rushed round demanding admittance. Apparently there are 6 Spoonbills nearby. So exciting  noooo:

He is out there on the balcony with a mahoosive pair of binoculars demanding coffee and hobnobs while he scans the horizon.

What should I say to him?
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 10:33:41 AM »
"That'll be ?2.50 please "  evil:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 10:34:03 AM »
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 10:34:57 AM »
Twitchers are odd characters. He could be out there for days.  noooo:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 10:35:24 AM »
I can lock the door on him, like
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 10:36:17 AM »
That'll be a nice surprise for Mrs Nick when she gets home  eeek:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 10:36:57 AM »
'demanding' admittance

'demanding' coffee and hobnobs

tell him to fuck off.
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 10:37:32 AM »
I could pop round to see his missus. She is quite  eyes:

Ramona, she calls herself. She has a lot of legs
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 10:38:01 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:36:57 AM
'demanding' admittance

'demanding' coffee and hobnobs

tell him to fuck off.

He is quite normal usually
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 10:38:34 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:36:57 AM
'demanding' admittance

'demanding' coffee and hobnobs

tell him to fuck off.

Too bloody right! No one demands admittance to my house and then to demand refreshments too!  cussing:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 10:38:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 24, 2009, 10:36:17 AM
That'll be a nice surprise for Mrs Nick when she gets home  eeek:

I imagine the poor woman has to steel herself before coming home daily ~ so nothing different there then.
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 10:40:24 AM »
He is very excited about these spoonbills. It seems urgent.

























WTF is a spoonbill? I fear he may show me soon  noooo:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 10:41:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 10:38:55 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 24, 2009, 10:36:17 AM
That'll be a nice surprise for Mrs Nick when she gets home  eeek:

I imagine the poor woman has to steel herself before coming home daily ~ so nothing different there then.

He and I share a boat we found
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2009, 10:42:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:40:24 AM
He is very excited about these spoonbills. It seems urgent.

WTF is a spoonbill? I fear he may show me soon  noooo:

he'll be demanding some tissues as well soon  whistle:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2009, 10:42:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
I could pop round to see his missus. She is quite  eyes:

Ramona, she calls herself. She has a lot of legs



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