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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2009, 10:42:34 AM »
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2009, 10:42:50 AM »


Thrilling  ::)
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2009, 10:44:16 AM »
You can listen to one on the link I gave you too.
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2009, 10:44:30 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
I could pop round to see his missus. She is quite  eyes:

Ramona, she calls herself. She has a lot of legs





She is Sri Lankan, but taller than me. 6' 3" I reckon. All legs. She must drink a lot of milk
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2009, 10:45:10 AM »
It sounds like an idiot having an orgasm
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2009, 10:47:43 AM »
 shutup:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2009, 10:48:55 AM »
Get back to the TENNIS thread where you belong
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM »
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition'  evil:

I gave him a look!  Angry9:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2009, 09:55:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition'  evil:

I gave him a look!  Angry9:

 lol: lol: lol:

Did your hairdresser send them round to keep you company like  whistle:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2009, 12:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition'  evil:

I gave him a look!  Angry9:


Frankly I'd have asked for a copyright fee x 15
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2009, 02:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition'  evil:

I gave him a look!  Angry9:

You should have told him you were going to do a spot of nude sunbathing.
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2009, 05:36:07 PM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on June 25, 2009, 02:33:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Well he got a picture of his blasted spoonbills and went home. Now we have a new annoyance.

I just went out on the balcony for a fag and there is a pensioners' watercolour class outside (about 15 of them) painting pictures of my house. Their tutor asked if I would mind going back inside as I was 'spoiling the composition'  evil:

I gave him a look!  Angry9:

You should have told him you were going to do a spot of nude sunbathing.

I am now going to gouge out my eyes with a rusty spoon <shudder>

Remember that I have met the bearded carpet buyer ~ clothed.
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2009, 05:38:06 PM »
But you have not had the thrill of seeming me naked yet  eveilgrin:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2009, 05:39:06 PM »
YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  eeek:
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Re: Twitchers
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2009, 05:41:23 PM »
RUN SNOOPS RUN shocked003
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