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Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« on: June 24, 2009, 02:22:32 PM »
Suggestions on a post card please....
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 02:27:17 PM »
Is the answer "because you have just dropped it on your toe"?
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 02:29:57 PM »
How bad is your computer Miss C  crash:
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 02:33:40 PM »
Have you considered that there's never a hammer to hand when you don't need one either.
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 02:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2009, 02:33:40 PM
Have you considered that there's never a hammer to hand when you don't need one either.
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Have you actually ever possessed a hammer Miss C...?
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 02:38:14 PM »
She's gone quiet - has she found the hammer  scared2:
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 02:40:58 PM »
If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening all over this land
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening all over this land
I'd ring our danger, I'd ring out warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a song I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening all over this land
I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out warning
I'd sing out love between my sisters and my brothers
All over this land

When I've got a hammer, and I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing all over this land
It's a hammer of justice, it's a bell of freedom
It's a song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land


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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 02:43:11 PM »
Bad Uncle  noooo:

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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 02:51:09 PM »
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Looks like she's seen me in the crowd. 
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 03:22:58 PM »
I have one. Somewhere  rubschin:
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 03:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
I have one. Somewhere  rubschin:
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can I borrow it please, pretty please... Where is the dis aming smiley when you need ir?
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 05:19:17 PM »
Wot am dis aming smiley, plis sistah?
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 05:20:54 PM »
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2009, 05:42:33 PM »
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Re: Why is there never a hammer to hand when you need one?
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2009, 05:45:44 PM »
It's like chinese whispers  - except this normally gets completely distorted in one post  noooo:
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