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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2009, 08:56:28 AM »
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2009, 08:58:05 AM »
Fear not, it is prolly the Lithuanian supply teacher.

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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2009, 12:02:39 PM »
The Rools for Postman manual (yes there is such an animal) states that rubber bands should be returned to the pouch and thence back to the sorting office for reuse.

In the good old days we used string. You'll never see an older Post Office Pensioner cut a piece of string to open a parcel. They will always untie it, roll it up and put in a pocket for future use. I know I do  redface:
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2009, 01:40:00 PM »
or his mother  scared2:

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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2009, 02:44:37 PM »
or his mother  scared2:

The Lithuanian's mother?  rubschin:
They are known for their hairiness



Is that what 'well-groomed' means.  rubschin:
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2009, 03:36:20 PM »
There has been a spate of people down here picking up the rubber bands and following the postie before launching them at the back of their head.


Seems to get the message across pretty quickly.
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2009, 04:51:25 PM »
There has been a spate of people down here picking up the rubber bands and following the postie before launching them at the back of their head.


Seems to get the message across pretty quickly.
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2009, 05:22:29 PM »
I wasnt involved in such a childish stunt of course  whistle:
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2009, 06:58:50 PM »
I wasnt involved in such a childish stunt of course  whistle:
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2009, 07:07:03 PM »
You know me BM, if a job is worth doing its worth doing with overwhelming firepower  eveilgrin:

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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2009, 07:31:42 PM »
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2009, 07:33:20 PM »
BM, you know that little trick you have with new members about not being able to post links before they have made a certain amount of posts. Is it possible to reset Nick's target number to, say, 2 million or so posts?  whistle:
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2009, 07:34:00 PM »
But KC excels himself in this clip. Really
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Re: Red Rubber Bands
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2009, 07:23:28 AM »
But KC excels himself in this clip. Really
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