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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2009, 03:56:59 PM »
He has just passed Grade 3 piano.  happy088

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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2009, 04:02:57 PM »
Well done The Boy!  happ096

Get him to play something for the filth when they arrive!  ;)
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2009, 04:03:56 PM »
He played it for them ~ now he can play it for her.

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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2009, 09:37:51 AM »
He has just passed Grade 3 piano.  happy088

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Oh come on, his playing can't be that bad !  lol:
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2009, 10:10:17 AM »
Could be his musical inspiration  whistle:
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2009, 10:16:00 AM »
I am NOT in a good mood  evil:
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2009, 10:23:21 AM »
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2009, 10:27:57 AM »
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2009, 04:55:13 PM »
I return to new joy. Banghead

Police deal with assault charge and, as a matter of routine, are required to report incident to Social Services. Social Werker calls and asks if she can offer any 'support' . Toy with the idea of telling her to fook off, but instead describe:

Special Needs Statement
Psychotherapy
Drugs
Child Psychiatrist
Personal mentor
Ed Psychologist
Behavioural Psychologist
Post Adoption Support 'Werker'
Special Needs Co-ordinator....

And ask politely what else she has in mind. 'I don't know but we need to come round and see you tomorrow at 11.00'

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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2009, 04:58:18 PM »
Welcome home!  happy100

At least Brum didn't cause a problem?
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2009, 05:08:27 PM »
I return to new joy. Banghead

Police deal with assault charge and, as a matter of routine, are required to report incident to Social Services. Social Werker calls and asks if she can offer any 'support' . Toy with the idea of telling her to fook off, but instead describe:

Special Needs Statement
Psychotherapy
Drugs
Child Psychiatrist
Personal mentor
Ed Psychologist
Behavioural Psychologist
Post Adoption Support 'Werker'
Special Needs Co-ordinator....

And ask politely what else she has in mind. 'I don't know but we need to come round and see you tomorrow at 11.00'

Interfering fooking busybodies

Unfortunately after the Baby P scandal social workers are paranoid that they may miss something.
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2009, 05:18:52 PM »
Like they miss two small boys scrapping about a football  cussing: cussing:
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Re: The Boy: I keeeel him
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2009, 05:25:59 PM »
But you will be the one with visible injuries  scared2:

That should completely confuse them  whistle:
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