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Offline Uncle Mort

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Uncle Mort's holiday
« on: June 25, 2009, 09:14:34 AM »
27 days to go.  cloud9:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 09:15:40 AM »
What can possibly go wrong?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:24:29 AM »
Will you send us a postcard ????
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 09:32:25 AM »


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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 11:48:46 AM »
Right ? Itinerary:

Fly to Palma

Olbia, Sardinia
Civitavecchia (Rome)
Livorno (Florence/Pisa)
Villefranche
Mahon
Palma

Fly home

Mahoosive cruise ship ? all mod cons (including wi-fi so I might take the laptop)

Unlimited food and drink, entertainment, pool, spa, gym (ha, ha) etc. etc.

Booked through a company that specialises in single parent families that I?ve used for some years now. Small groups of single parents and their children plus escort. It means that both the children and I have a ready-made group of friends. We always have a great time.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 11:53:57 AM »
Sounds wicked! Kids can go off and do their own thing and you can get friendly with some of the ladies on board.  eyes:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 11:54:26 AM »
Is there a disco  eyes: or tennis lessons?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 12:03:09 PM »
Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'

Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching.  whistle:

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 12:03:42 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 12:03:09 PM
Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'

Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching.  whistle:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 12:22:13 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 12:03:09 PM
Always more single mothers than fathers. Sort of 'yummy mummy tour'
Tennis, my heath precludes playing but I'm good at watching.  whistle:

We always knew you were the canny sort  cool14:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 12:26:21 PM »
Sounds great!

Just for single parent families you say  rubschin:



I feel a new patio coming on  eveilgrin:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 12:28:48 PM »
Can I help?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 12:41:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 12:26:21 PM
Sounds great!
Just for single parent families you say  rubschin:

Do you actually have to take the kids or can it be a proper holiday like  rubschin:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 12:45:11 PM »
Miss D dimly recalls her Club 18-30 days  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 12:45:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 25, 2009, 12:41:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 12:26:21 PM
Sounds great!
Just for single parent families you say  rubschin:

Do you actually have to take the kids or can it be a proper holiday like  rubschin:

Tsk!  noooo:

When she's grown up and gone you'll miss her a bit
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