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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2009, 12:48:04 PM »
I'm sure I will  rubschin:

eventually


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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2009, 12:49:19 PM »
Sorry, you have to have at least one child with you. But they tend to go off together, the older one's look out for the younger ones. You don't see them unless they want some money for a drink, ice cream or whatever. 
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2009, 12:50:25 PM »
The one child rule is designed to stop perverts going on such cruises.

Oh  redface:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2009, 12:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
Can I help?

Shall we make it a double patio?



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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2009, 01:00:07 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2009, 12:49:19 PM
Sorry, you have to have at least one child with you. But they tend to go off together, the older one's look out for the younger ones. You don't see them unless they want some money for a drink, ice cream or whatever.  

It is a good plan. I am going on holiday with my friend and her husband - we have been away together for the past 3 years. Their eldest is The Brat's best friend. It normally works out great as the girls go off and do their own thing - or look after the little ones and the adults meanwhile get time to relax, have a good laugh and really unwind.

As long as I'm not witnessed dancing or anything else that could be considered embarrassing  whistle: under the girls code of conduct  then things are fine.

Mind you when they do have any evidence of inappropriate behaviour I am not allowed to forget it - there are certain things even now that get bought up... but oh how we laugh....well actually The Brat just buries her head in shame but I'm sure she secretly finds it funny  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2009, 01:00:44 PM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2009, 01:21:29 PM »
Just ask her about my time on stage as a magician's assistant   redface:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2009, 01:27:30 PM »
Miss D (McGee) ?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2009, 01:28:50 PM »
I imagine it involved a bikini and a mahoosive cake
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2009, 01:31:33 PM »
No - I was properly dressed like - for a night out ..

Certainly not Debbie McGee either I'm afraid - she would have been a lot more professional  noooo:

Oh the shame  ....I am sitting at work ...getting red in face just thinking about it and laughing of course  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2009, 02:42:22 PM »
I await Nicks tale of sawing a woman in half.


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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2009, 02:50:23 PM »
With a banana  or some such object no doubt  whistle:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2009, 05:13:00 PM »
 evil:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2009, 09:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 25, 2009, 02:50:23 PM
With a banana  or some such object no doubt  whistle:



Wasn't there a can opening disaster not so long ago (Nicks not mine I hasten to add, I don't have disasters, well, other than the small incident with the food mixer, oh and the minor disaster with the coffee maker. a  angel1) or was that just a bad dream that I had?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2009, 08:56:18 AM »
Or a premonition  eeek:
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