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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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VPers bright ideas.
« on: June 26, 2009, 12:29:21 PM »
I am going away for a week.  Wasps have built a nest in the roof of the porch.

Bright idea...spray entrance to nest with fly and wasp killer, problem solved.







































Err no have just done the deed, result many and I mean many very pissed off wasps trying to get home and looking for someone to blame. scared2: scared:

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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 12:30:34 PM »
I did that once. The ones that didn't try to get me and exact revenge sort of crash landed (covered in poison) into next door's BBQ and cocktail jug  redface:
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 12:36:19 PM »
 lol:  If it were sunny here I rather think that would happen, it's raining, some of them are now banging their heads on the window are they trying to get in? scared2:
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 02:01:11 PM »
Tell them to fvck off.
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 02:03:24 PM »
Are you having a bad day?
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 02:05:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:03:24 PM
Are you having a bad day?

Far from it.

I merely thought that strong language directed correctly may help.  happy088
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 02:07:20 PM »
Try it on Mrs TG and see where you get  eveilgrin:
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 02:07:34 PM »
Had a wasps nest in the loft. Left it alone. It went away, eventually.

There must be a life lesson there somehow.  rubschin:
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 02:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2009, 02:07:34 PM
Had a wasps nest in the loft. Left it alone. It went away, eventually.

There must be a life lesson there somehow.  rubschin:

There is no need to tell wasps to fvck off?
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 02:12:48 PM »
nope.
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 02:13:51 PM »
I keeeeeeeeeeell them
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 02:38:22 PM »
OK.

When ones partner is on the Wii balance board doing the balance test one should sit on the sofa behind them and gently apply a toe to the said board and wiggle it somewhat. This results in a remarkable amount of foul language and self doubt.

Further to this when said partner is on said board weighing themselves the same toe should be applied with somewhat greater force.

This is an official TG bright idea.  happy088

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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 02:41:06 PM »
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 02:41:35 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 26, 2009, 02:38:22 PM
This is an official TG bright idea.  happy088


I don't think so.
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Re: VPers bright ideas.
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 02:42:22 PM »
Too late  noooo:
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