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Dog Birthday parties
« on: June 26, 2009, 01:40:53 PM »
 noooo:

It being a sunny Friday my mate Steve (the ex lodger) dragged me out to the Red Lion  cloud9: (of which Snoopy is cognisant)

They are having a fooking BBQ on Monday for DOGS  eeek: Why? A regular's dog (Baxter  ::)) is 1 (one) year old  noooo: (or 7 in dog years?)

Dog cake. BBQ sausages etc. I said to him 'Are you invited?' (He has a spaniel)

This would, apparently be miscegenation (look it up Mis D). Only locals with Jack Russells are allowed to attend (See how I avoided the word come there)

10 are attending (again). The party goes on all evening.  noooo:
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 01:44:36 PM »
Looked up what the word meant  8)

Is everybody in your neck of the woods completely nuts  whacky115

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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 01:52:38 PM »
The Jack Russell owners in this case are Scottish. I rest my case
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 01:59:12 PM »
You should come to see us. YOu would feel at home!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 02:01:11 PM »
Wot me  eeek:

But I don't have the essential requirements  whistle:
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 02:02:57 PM »
We need laydees here to expand the gene pool. The Wirral is a but, um, cut off. They rely on fresh blood arriving  redface:
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 02:12:30 PM »
They probably still arrange raiding parties.
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 02:13:30 PM »
The Vikings seeemd to like it  rubschin:
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 02:15:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:02:57 PM
We need laydees here to expand the gene pool. The Wirral is a but, um, cut off. They rely on fresh blood arriving  redface:

Wirral? Cut off? For shame. They should open a railway station and a cake shop.

So people could pretend they had been there like.*




* All running jokes need a kick up the arse from time to time. To keep them running so to speak.

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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 02:16:17 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 26, 2009, 02:15:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2009, 02:02:57 PM
We need laydees here to expand the gene pool. The Wirral is a but, um, cut off. They rely on fresh blood arriving  redface:

Wirral? Cut off? For shame. They should open a railway station and a cake shop.

So people could pretend they had been there like.*




* All running jokes need a kick up the arse from time to time. To keep them running so to speak.



Fuck off
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 02:17:31 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 02:20:06 PM »
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 02:28:46 PM »
You obviously need some other form of entertainment in The Wirral  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 02:29:41 PM »
My house is full of enormous knockers. It's like a milk festival. I may have to go out  noooo:
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Re: Dog Birthday parties
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 02:30:51 PM »
I'm sure no one will stop you  lol:

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