I couldn't make
this morning as the gas hob wouldn't light...
Took the burner apart and a mahoosive spider fell out - obviously under the influence of the gas...
He staggered around for a few minutes and then ran off...
Gas still wouldn't light so I took it apart again and found he/she/xe had made a huge web inside the burner since the morning before...
Cleared it out and
was served...
He/she/xe just fell out of the kitchen tap...