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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #75 on: July 02, 2009, 11:23:50 AM »
We need something in there for scale, like. Is it the size of a hob nob or the size of a Nissan Micra?
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #76 on: July 02, 2009, 11:24:40 AM »
Just put your hand beside is BM, for scale purposes...
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #77 on: July 02, 2009, 11:24:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2009, 11:23:50 AM
We need something in there for scale, like. Is it the size of a hob nob or the size of a Nissan Micra?
Oh, I'll just go and get it to hold a ruler should I...?  ::)

It's fecking massive!
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #78 on: July 02, 2009, 11:25:27 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2009, 11:24:40 AM
Just put your hand beside is BM, for scale purposes...

Or a smaller organ
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #79 on: July 02, 2009, 11:25:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2009, 11:22:34 AM



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Not a very good paint job BM ~ all those pits and brush marks ~ we said you should have got a man in.
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #80 on: July 02, 2009, 11:26:40 AM »
I was just thinking that. He appears to favour the peasant look
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #81 on: July 02, 2009, 11:27:37 AM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #82 on: July 02, 2009, 11:27:59 AM »
Kerristtttt! It can move quickly... it has run up the wall to safety...  scared2:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #83 on: July 02, 2009, 11:30:21 AM »
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Wolf spiders are members of the family Lycosidae, from the Greek word "λύκος" meaning "wolf". They are robust and agile hunters, and have good eyesight. They live mostly solitary lives and hunt alone. Some are opportunistic wanderer hunters, pouncing upon prey as they find it or chasing it over short distances. Others lie in wait for passing prey, often from or near the mouth of a burrow.

Either way, he's doomed

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #84 on: July 02, 2009, 11:47:20 AM »
He's disappeared again...   noooo:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #85 on: July 02, 2009, 11:50:09 AM »
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Others lie in wait for passing prey
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #86 on: July 02, 2009, 11:51:18 AM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #87 on: July 02, 2009, 11:52:53 AM »
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or chasing it over short distances
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #88 on: July 02, 2009, 11:54:19 AM »
LL will be back from the shops soon... I'll use her as bait...  whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #89 on: July 02, 2009, 11:56:39 AM »
Secretly though, she mustn't suspect. Just get her to walk about slowly, pointing out things to her. YOu might smear her with something like jam too, but unobtrusively
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