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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #90 on: July 02, 2009, 11:58:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2009, 11:56:39 AM
Secretly though, she mustn't suspect. Just get her to walk about slowly, pointing out things to her. YOu might smear her with something like jam too, but unobtrusively
Our minds are as one...  whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #91 on: July 02, 2009, 12:05:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2009, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2009, 11:56:39 AM
Secretly though, she mustn't suspect. Just get her to walk about slowly, pointing out things to her. YOu might smear her with something like jam too, but unobtrusively
Our minds are as one...  whistle:

Is that a good thing? rubschin:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #92 on: July 02, 2009, 12:07:11 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2009, 12:05:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2009, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2009, 11:56:39 AM
Secretly though, she mustn't suspect. Just get her to walk about slowly, pointing out things to her. YOu might smear her with something like jam too, but unobtrusively
Our minds are as one...  whistle:

Is that a good thing? rubschin:
Um, on that particular subject I meant, obviously...  whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #93 on: July 02, 2009, 12:09:34 PM »
Too late - you are condemned  -

BM and Nick - separated at birth  lol:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #94 on: July 02, 2009, 12:47:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2009, 11:54:19 AM
LL will be back from the shops soon... I'll use her as bait...  whistle:
I like your thinking BM, tie her to a long pole, push her into the room, waggggle pole  with the aforementioned LL attached.. seductively, when spider appears, attracted by LL's movements..POUNCE!! I would recommend the Vulcan Death Grip at the back of the thorax.. sorted!
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #95 on: July 02, 2009, 01:26:59 PM »
We are of one mind  cloud9:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #96 on: July 02, 2009, 01:27:08 PM »
It werked!  eeek:

LL was faffing around putting the shopping away and out came the spider!

I trapped it and dumped it in a neighbour's garden...  whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #97 on: July 02, 2009, 01:31:32 PM »
He will be back.
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #98 on: July 02, 2009, 01:33:05 PM »
Why don't you just shoot it and be done with?
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #99 on: July 02, 2009, 01:33:40 PM »
Drown it in the pool.
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #100 on: July 02, 2009, 01:33:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2009, 01:33:05 PM
Why don't you just shoot it and be done with?
LL?  eeek:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #101 on: July 02, 2009, 01:34:49 PM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #102 on: July 02, 2009, 01:35:56 PM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #103 on: July 02, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »
So why not?
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #104 on: July 02, 2009, 01:39:26 PM »
LL: "what's that spider doing in the pool?"

BM: "the front crawl"


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