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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #120 on: July 02, 2009, 06:46:30 PM »
They migrate  eeek:

They get carried by African Swallows whistle:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #121 on: July 02, 2009, 07:25:27 PM »
Sounds rude
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #122 on: July 02, 2009, 08:05:55 PM »
I really have no clue what is going on on this thread.  noooo:

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #123 on: July 02, 2009, 08:06:56 PM »
NO change there then. Wenchy provides consistency to our lives  cloud9:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #124 on: July 02, 2009, 08:15:50 PM »
BM is making a crisis out of a drama  ::)

If LL had seen the spider in the kitchen it would have been sorted . BM however has spent 3 days being stalked by an itsy bitsy spider and his tales are becoming more embellished each day  whistle:

Tomorrow it will be like something out of War of the Worlds  lol:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #125 on: July 02, 2009, 08:16:31 PM »
LL would just stamp on it, we know
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #126 on: July 02, 2009, 09:36:17 PM »
The spider or the embellishments?  rubschin:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #127 on: July 02, 2009, 09:59:43 PM »
LL would just stamp on it, we know

Why didn't BM?

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #128 on: July 03, 2009, 12:19:41 AM »
Tazer the bastard thing...or put it it your car all day, like, whistle:

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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #129 on: July 03, 2009, 05:09:38 AM »
How will we know if it is the same one tho...?  whistle:

I've told you before - deftly dab its back with a bit of Tipp-Ex.

Simples.
Good point.... or a 6" brush and a gallon of whitewash...  rubschin:
Wouldn't it be simpler to ask it's name?
Name, rank and serial number? And any band memberships...?  rubschin:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #130 on: July 03, 2009, 05:40:05 AM »
They migrate  eeek:

They get carried by African Swallows whistle:

But the African swallow is not migatory

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