I couldn't make

this morning as the gas hob wouldn't light...

Took the burner apart and a mahoosive spider fell out - obviously under the influence of the gas...

He staggered around for a few minutes and then ran off...
Gas still wouldn't light so I took it apart again and found he/she/xe had made a huge web inside the burner since the morning before...

Cleared it out and

was served...

He/she/xe just fell out of the kitchen tap...
