Mahoooooosive Spider

[Barman]

So we're now going through a moral dilemma.  I throw this to the wisdom bank of the VP
 
Mrs K detests spiders big time.  This makes me a hero several times a week as I trap Mr/Ms Six Legs and deposit them outside the front door.  Now we read that they don't survive outside and can die within hours 
 
Do we

- let them run wild in the house and I lose my (mostly vestigial) hero status?

- just kill them when seen and I not only lose said hero status but look a meanie?

- still throw them out to die a slow horrible death - and me look a bigger meanie

- throw them in the garage - and get all my stuff covered in cobwebs?

- try looking at this from a wider perspective than my outcome?

I kill ants, the millipedes go down the bog but I let spiders run free - apart from the mahoosive ones which take their chances outside...

[Steve]

Oh yes ants in the house = doom for them. 

[Nick]

I have a Daddy Longlegs crisis here

[Barman]

I have a Daddy Longlegs crisis here

The LadyBugs will eat them... 


...or the other way around or something... 

[Grumpmeister]

So we're now going through a moral dilemma.  I throw this to the wisdom bank of the VP
 
Mrs K detests spiders big time.  This makes me a hero several times a week as I trap Mr/Ms Six Legs and deposit them outside the front door.  Now we read that they don't survive outside and can die within hours 
 
Do we

- let them run wild in the house and I lose my (mostly vestigial) hero status?

- just kill them when seen and I not only lose said hero status but look a meanie?

- still throw them out to die a slow horrible death - and me look a bigger meanie

- throw them in the garage - and get all my stuff covered in cobwebs?

- try looking at this from a wider perspective than my outcome?

I have a Daddy Longlegs crisis here

I see a solution here for the pair of you. Box up the spiders and post them to Nick, then they can take care of the daddy longlegs problem.. 

What's the worst that could happen? 

[Steve]

Well what has currently happened here is we have a spider amnesty on forced evictions and as a result loads of cobwebs with dead/dying daddy longlegs stuck in them.  But then aren't they the cause of leather jackets?
 
Aint nature compelcated?
 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

WTF??? 

[Grumpmeister]

WTF??? 

Break out the flamethrower, I do not want to know what the hell is in that egg sac 

[Grumpmeister]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/spiders-ranked-from-flesh-crawling-to-run-out-of-the-house-screaming-20211008212948

 

[Grumpmeister]

Why do I get the feeling this is along the lines of how Baldymort would react..? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10102369/Bizarre-footage-captures-moment-man-fends-huntsman-spider.html

[Barman]

Why do I get the feeling this is along the lines of how Baldymort would react..? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10102369/Bizarre-footage-captures-moment-man-fends-huntsman-spider.html

 

24g of #8 would have sorted that! 

[Grumpmeister]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10197931/Shocked-taxi-driver-finds-worlds-venomous-spider-hidden-bag-Sainsburys-bananas.html

[Barman]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10197931/Shocked-taxi-driver-finds-worlds-venomous-spider-hidden-bag-Sainsburys-bananas.html

Hardly mahoooooooosive...? 

[Grumpmeister]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10197931/Shocked-taxi-driver-finds-worlds-venomous-spider-hidden-bag-Sainsburys-bananas.html

Hardly mahoooooooosive...? 

This big enough for you...?