Most of the time I look like Worzel Gummidge. I naturally tend towards the untidy. Even a new suit is crumpled like disused wrapping paper after about 90 seconds, so i only buy scrumpled linen suits nowadays and then they look like rags too. New t shirt. White. Let's all have spag bol. Oh
New cream coloured jacket. Whoops, ketchup
Brush hair? Looks like I have been electrocuted after only 5 minutes. I have stopped trying
My neighbour is ALWAYS immaculate. Trousers with razor sharp creases, flawless shirts, hair that looks like he has just had it cut, polished shoes.
I have just been out for a stroll. He is gardening. Gardening in a three piece suit, white shirt, tie with a Windsor knot and spotless green wellies.
Are some people just born neat?
I should add that his house and his car are also almost supernaturally clean and tidy. Even after howling gales, torrential rain and stuff his garden looks like a display at the Chelsea Flower Show.
He is sooooooooooo annoying