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How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« on: June 27, 2009, 09:40:06 PM »
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 10:57:11 PM »
Those are just weird!  eeek:

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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 10:59:40 PM »
Paint them flesh colour, add a couple of extra toes and you are half way towards having a disguise to blend in to the Wirral.  whistle:
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 11:01:15 PM »
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 07:20:27 AM »
Paint them flesh colour, add a couple of extra toes and you are half way towards having a disguise to blend in to the Wirral.  whistle:
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 07:28:05 AM »
Those are vile  sick2:

But they just follow the new fashion for shoes that are good for you - even flip flops ( or fitflops as they have been branded )  now have to have a purpose


Provide you with a ?bum-blasting workout? disguised as a 30-minute walk. The manufacturer says a stroll in these shoes will trim and tone thighs, calves and glutes, thanks to its MicroWobbleboard technology (patent pending).  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 08:25:04 AM »
Those are vile  sick2:

But they just follow the new fashion for shoes that are good for you - even flip flops ( or fitflops as they have been branded )  now have to have a purpose


Provide you with a ?bum-blasting workout? disguised as a 30-minute walk. The manufacturer says a stroll in these shoes will trim and tone thighs, calves and glutes, thanks to its MicroWobbleboard technology (patent pending).  noooo: noooo: noooo:

How many pairs have you got?
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 08:29:08 AM »
none   noooo:
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 09:06:12 AM »
a ?bum-blasting workout?

Sounds like the "Prince of India".  redface:
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Re: How long before Wenchy orders a pair of these?
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