Superglue

[Barman]

Is it specifically designed to stick your fingers together or is that just an amusing side effect? 

[Nick]

 

Did you type that? 

[Barman]

Did you type that? 

With my free hand... 

[Nick]

I gather nail polish remover does the trick. Borrow some of LL's if yours has run out. Or try petrol (carefully like)

[Barman]

I gather nail polish remover does the trick. Borrow some of LL's if yours has run out. Or try petrol (carefully like)

Petrol + BBQ + Superglue... 

[Nick]

WHat can possibly go wrong?

[Grumpmeister]

Is it specifically designed to stick your fingers together or is that just an amusing side effect? 

In answer to your question yes it is specifically designed to stick them together. It was first developed during the Vietnam war as a wound sealant. After discovering that it could stick almost everything together it was then sold commercially.

Unfortunately it isnt designed with cack handed baldymort's in mind. 

[Nick]

My wrist watch is stuck to the fooking table 

[Snoopy]

Make a "Feature"  of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like 

[Barman]

Make a "Feature"  of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like 

Or a watch table - never be without a table when you are out and about... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

You would end up spilling your coffee when you wanted to know the time tho.

[Barman]

You would end up spilling your coffee when you wanted to know the time tho.

But he does that now... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Make a "Feature"  of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like 

[Pirate]

Is that a time table?

[Miss Demeanour]