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Offline apc2010

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2010, 08:27:50 PM »
Is that a time table?

you clocked it too........

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2010, 08:35:14 PM »
No he didn't but he is pretty ticked off.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Superglue
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2010, 08:45:14 PM »
It looks second hand to me
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Re: Superglue
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2010, 08:56:48 PM »
I might have guessed that you would chime in Darwin!
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Superglue
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2010, 09:07:43 PM »
Bet he's on dial up and not broadband
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2010, 09:08:37 PM »
No need to be alarmed
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Re: Superglue
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2010, 09:12:58 PM »
ticked off now......

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2010, 09:18:44 PM »
Is that the strap-line?
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Re: Superglue
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2010, 09:31:46 PM »
There could have to be a face off  scared2:
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Re: Superglue
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2010, 09:35:15 PM »
a timed response........

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2010, 09:37:08 PM »
Both parties would need seconds  rubschin:
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Re: Superglue
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2010, 09:37:56 PM »
you always have to watch what you say in here...........

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2010, 09:39:52 PM »
You lot are like a Tag team  whistle:

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2010, 09:42:02 PM »
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"

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Re: Superglue
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2010, 09:47:00 PM »
you winding us up...??