"Mommy! Who is that strange man with a Silver helmet on his head"?
"Hush child! That is the Masked Barman, Defender of the Weak, Protector of the Innocent, World Traveller, Bon Vivant, Soldier of Fortune, Philospher, Keeper of the Seven Seals of Ashkolon, Dragon Slayer and all round good egg"
" What load of bolloxs!"
"Yes I know, I make it up as I go along"