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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« on: June 29, 2009, 06:41:45 PM »
Having just opened many presents and done the customary ' thank you that's lovely' line - there are several that I don't think I will either use , enjoy, or care to experience  eeek:

Delving into the memory banks of Swap Shop vs Tiswas days  ( I'm afraid I was a Tiswas girl ) - I thought I could offer some up for exchange for any suitable alternatives

So far the list to be swapped  include :-

A rubik's cube ( boxed )
A spray on tanning session ( need to be entirely naked and choose the shade before woman hoses you down in booth  eyes: )
A ticket to U2 concert on August 14th
A mahogany type  photo frame - A5 size ( always a relatives present  noooo: )
A toe ring  eeek:

All reasonable swaps considered  lol:
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 06:45:00 PM »
A ribuk's cube!  cloud9:

Um, how about Skilos?
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 06:47:17 PM »
You love that dog  noooo:

I thought you would be far more likely to offer up the cats - but then LL would not be best pleased  noooo:
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 08:00:51 PM »
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A spray on tanning session ( need to be entirely naked and choose the shade before woman hoses you down in booth   )

Double upgrade for ?5. Name the date!
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 08:08:05 PM »
I'll go to 10 quid on that one!
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 08:09:35 PM »
Somehow I thought that would be the popular one  lol:
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 08:32:30 PM »
Put it on EBay!
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 10:01:16 PM »
I will swap you a kidnapped Scotch Mong for the Rubik's cube.
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 10:03:04 PM »
How big is the toe ring?

Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2009, 06:20:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2009, 06:47:17 PM
You love that dog  noooo:

I thought you would be far more likely to offer up the cats - but then LL would not be best pleased  noooo:
A deal then!  cloud9:

Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...

BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up?  rubschin:
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2009, 06:52:37 AM »
TISWAS, sigh.



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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2009, 07:16:31 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
How big is the toe ring?

Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough

It is a jade coloured , crystal,  sparkly thing .....would fit the toe next to the big one ( on my feet anyway  whistle: )  - though not sure what I could do with 50kg of turnips  rubschin:
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2009, 07:17:28 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2009, 10:01:16 PM
I will swap you a kidnapped Scotch Mong for the Rubik's cube.

Swap declined noooo: noooo: noooo: - what about some shortbread  rubschin:
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2009, 07:19:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2009, 06:20:14 AM
A deal then!  cloud9:
Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...
BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up?  rubschin:

The cube is still boxed ( as stated in original advert  noooo: ) therefore all the sides are completed and you could impress your friend (s) until they take it off you and start fiddling with it  evil:

As for the cats - I couldn't deprive you of their company  ;D -
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Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2009, 07:28:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 30, 2009, 07:19:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2009, 06:20:14 AM
A deal then!  cloud9:
Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...
BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up?  rubschin:

The cube is still boxed ( as stated in original advert  noooo: ) therefore all the sides are completed and you could impress your friend (s) until they take it off you and start fiddling with it  evil:

As for the cats - I couldn't deprive you of their company  ;D -
Bugger!  evil:

What then...?  eyes:
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