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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2009, 04:23:18 PM »
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2009, 05:00:40 PM »
And wot with it being the Boy's birthday an' all, not a good day  noooo:
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2009, 05:15:34 PM »
Any clue where he is now?  lol:

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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2009, 05:19:30 PM »
No communications... I might send a text  whistle:
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2009, 05:23:24 PM »
Any clue where he is now?  lol:

Either prone in a gutter in Willesden or still in his meeting would be my guess.
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2009, 05:27:18 PM »
He seems to be taking some liquid refreshment somewhere ... cryptic as usual  lol:
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2009, 05:31:06 PM »
Prolly wearing sunglasses to hide his lack of eyebrows and a scarf to hide the wrecked beard.
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2009, 07:50:11 PM »
What time do you usually pass through, like?

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Nick is in clode proximity  eeek: - should we be worried down here  scared2:

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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2009, 08:09:03 AM »
What a fiasco!! The train back was delayed ('becuase of earlier problems on the line') and the air con overloaded and condensation poured from the train roof into the carriages. It rained INSIDE all the way back  evil:

By the time I got to my meeting they had all adjourned to the pub and ..........oh, why do I bother. evil:
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2009, 08:11:50 AM »
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Did you feel cooler for not having faciial hair  lol:

More importantly - did you have a successful meeting - even if it was in the pub ?
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2009, 08:17:34 AM »
Pointless noooo: trip

London is such a menagerie, I wa sin a pub near Euston later and could not figure out if it was a barman or bar wench. Male, I think, gay, deffo, camp, certainly, but how can a gay man have boobs, a cleavage and a bra? whacky115

And I walked out and bumped straight into a 6'6" unconvincing transvestite. There ought to be fashion advice for transvestites. That mini skirt and high heels were NOT convincing  noooo:
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2009, 08:20:56 AM »
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2009, 08:26:55 AM »
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #58 on: July 02, 2009, 08:28:07 AM »
Did you at least manage to get back without any problems and enjoy some of The Boy's birthday with him ?
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Re: Nick's day trip to London
« Reply #59 on: July 02, 2009, 08:30:31 AM »
As I said, it rained inside the train all the way back. Cream crackered today  noooo:

And looking like a gigantic baby doesn't help matters  evil:
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