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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2009, 09:08:35 AM »
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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2009, 09:37:09 AM »
In my Security Sales days I was asked to design a routine to ensure that a client's clean desk policy WOULD be implemented.

In the first week we had the night guards walk round each office and leave a pre-printed, polite notice stating that the company had a clear desk policy and would the occupant of the desk on which the note had been left please ensure they cleared their desk and locked it before going home.

In the second week the note carried the added threat of "disciplinary action" for non compliance.

In the third week we simply swept every thing from the desk top into individual bin liners and took it to the gatehouse, leaving a post-it note saying where they might attend to reclaim their possessions.

In the fourth week we threw everything into one dustbin and delivered it to the MDs Sec so that she could sort out anything that belonged to the company and bin the rest.

In the fifth week 7 people handed in their notice.

The MD was unrepentant and implemented a hot desk policy which I suspect had been his intention all along.
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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2009, 10:25:28 AM »
I'm confused. Where's the pedestal bit on those drawers?

Pedestal, as in...



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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2009, 10:28:21 AM »
I know them as pedestals....  whistle:
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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2009, 10:29:06 AM »
What do they call you?
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2009, 10:30:28 AM »
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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2009, 12:38:36 PM »
With all these pedestals loaded with Knick Knacks moving around is there any plans to implement a one way circuit and/or install traffic lights at major junctions and bottle necks?

I think we need to know

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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2009, 12:41:32 PM »
No - there is only one pathway - so I think the all out carnage option will be in operation - becuase obviously they are not responsible for looking where they are going eveilgrin:
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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2009, 12:49:56 PM »
You will need a traffic warden then.. they have  uniform cloud9:

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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2009, 12:50:58 PM »
Has anyone told you lately that you are obsessed GOS  whistle:
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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2009, 12:59:21 PM »
You would look nice in a uniform Miss D  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2009, 01:00:54 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2009, 01:02:43 PM »
Now that was a funny comedy.

Does a tennis outfit count as a uniform?

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Re: Office Hoarders
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2009, 01:04:57 PM »
YES
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