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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10080 on: January 28, 2019, 01:44:21 PM »
Ok the headline was wrong as they lost a tyre as opposed to a wheel...

Hang on, lost a tyre?

Has anyone heard from Apey recently?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/driver-drunk-didnt-realise-lost-wheel-8401514/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10081 on: January 28, 2019, 02:02:17 PM »
Ok the headline was wrong as they lost a tyre as opposed to a wheel...

Hang on, lost a tyre?

Has anyone heard from Apey recently?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/driver-drunk-didnt-realise-lost-wheel-8401514/

 eeek:

Looks like the wheel is still bolted on! They lost the tyre and drove long enough for the wheel to be worn down to that!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10082 on: January 28, 2019, 02:23:34 PM »
Ok the headline was wrong as they lost a tyre as opposed to a wheel...

Hang on, lost a tyre?

Has anyone heard from Apey recently?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/driver-drunk-didnt-realise-lost-wheel-8401514/

 eeek:

Looks like the wheel is still bolted on! They lost the tyre and drove long enough for the wheel to be worn down to that!  lol:

Why do you think I suspected it could be Apey  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10083 on: January 29, 2019, 05:01:05 AM »
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10084 on: January 29, 2019, 05:13:59 AM »
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/

Never hear of her either... But we have now so I suppose it was a success...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10085 on: January 29, 2019, 10:01:22 AM »
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/
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Is what she’s going to be doing from half past February
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10086 on: January 29, 2019, 08:54:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10087 on: January 29, 2019, 09:49:10 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10088 on: January 30, 2019, 07:25:56 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10090 on: January 30, 2019, 08:16:24 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10092 on: January 30, 2019, 08:35:18 PM »
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