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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10095 on: January 31, 2019, 12:51:56 AM »
Am I being overly cynical in thinking there is more to this than a case of Mr Darwin sir at work?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nathaniel-hendren-st-louis-officer-accused-killing-officer-katlyn-alix-appears-injured-in-mugshot/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10096 on: January 31, 2019, 05:12:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10098 on: January 31, 2019, 09:35:59 AM »
Am I being overly cynical in thinking there is more to this than a case of Mr Darwin sir at work?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nathaniel-hendren-st-louis-officer-accused-killing-officer-katlyn-alix-appears-injured-in-mugshot/
No more cynical than me.  Looks like murder to me
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10100 on: January 31, 2019, 10:01:51 PM »
Wingnut...  noooo:

I'll let someone else start making the obvious mile high club jokes

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10101 on: January 31, 2019, 10:04:24 PM »
Unfortunately for Nick it's the wrong kind of used tissue, otherwise he could be an overnight squillionaire...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10102 on: February 01, 2019, 07:21:54 AM »
Wingnut...  noooo:

I'll let someone else start making the obvious mile high club jokes

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B

The word 'bonkers' seems hardly sufficient...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10103 on: February 01, 2019, 07:23:28 AM »
Unfortunately for Nick it's the wrong kind of used tissue, otherwise he could be an overnight squillionaire...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/

And the prize for the website with most pop-ups evah goes to... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10104 on: February 01, 2019, 08:47:34 AM »
Wingnut...  noooo:

I'll let someone else start making the obvious mile high club jokes

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B

The word 'bonkers' seems hardly sufficient...  noooo:
yep  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 doesn't cover it. 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10105 on: February 01, 2019, 08:50:05 AM »
Unfortunately for Nick it's the wrong kind of used tissue, otherwise he could be an overnight squillionaire...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10106 on: February 04, 2019, 05:47:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10107 on: February 04, 2019, 06:30:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10109 on: February 04, 2019, 12:34:22 PM »
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.
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