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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10110 on: February 04, 2019, 01:57:02 PM »
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.
Just that his parents did

what a  whacky115
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10111 on: February 04, 2019, 02:57:24 PM »
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

As you say, it is a self-eradicating mental issue...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10112 on: February 04, 2019, 03:58:05 PM »
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

As you say, it is a self-eradicating mental issue...  lol:

True but I think that this is yet another symptom of the fuckwittery epidemic that's been getting worse as time goes on.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10113 on: February 04, 2019, 04:08:26 PM »
And in yet another example of the fuckwittery epidemic, Mary Poppins has now been blasted as racist for 'blacking up'  Banghead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/us-academic-sparks-mary-poppins-blackface-row-a4056126.html

Christ, pick any subject then look back far enough and you are bound to see something to set off these screaming idiots.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10114 on: February 05, 2019, 01:45:37 PM »
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/
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Is what she’s going to be doing from half past February

So it turns out she was faking it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47086118

prolly has to fake everything
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10115 on: February 05, 2019, 08:40:11 PM »
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/
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Is what she’s going to be doing from half past February

So it turns out she was faking it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47086118

prolly has to fake everything

Even without the fake tattoo that close up photo did her no favours. I must find out which foundation she trowels on so that I can buy shares in the manufacturer and retire to a tropical island on the earnings.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10120 on: February 07, 2019, 08:57:33 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10121 on: February 07, 2019, 09:05:47 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10122 on: February 07, 2019, 10:22:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10123 on: February 08, 2019, 05:07:01 AM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891#

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10124 on: February 08, 2019, 09:47:01 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind