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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10260 on: March 08, 2019, 05:47:55 AM »
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

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We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:

And a ladder? I likes ladders!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10261 on: March 08, 2019, 09:57:19 AM »
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:

We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:

And a ladder? I likes ladders!  :thumbsup:
But do ladders like you?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10262 on: March 08, 2019, 10:17:53 AM »
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:

We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:

And a ladder? I likes ladders!  :thumbsup:
But do ladders like you?

No...  cry:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10269 on: March 10, 2019, 03:31:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10270 on: March 11, 2019, 05:04:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10271 on: March 11, 2019, 05:29:53 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10272 on: March 11, 2019, 05:48:47 AM »
The perfect holiday job for a smugger....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess

Bah! It is closed...  evil:

I missed it until I looked again but you miss the age limit by many a few decades...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10273 on: March 11, 2019, 06:05:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10274 on: March 11, 2019, 08:12:02 AM »
The perfect holiday job for a smugger....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess

Bah! It is closed...  evil:

I missed it until I looked again but you miss the age limit by many a few decades...  whistle:
birth certificates can be forged
Well, whatever, nevermind