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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10320 on: March 31, 2019, 03:32:13 PM »
Paphos, Limassol malls, airplane at Larnaca evacuated after reports of suspicious items   eeek:

LL's best mate is currently standing outside Paphos Mall in the freezy after being turfed out of Wagamama mid-meal....
How lucky for you that burner phones aren't traceable

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10321 on: April 01, 2019, 10:09:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10322 on: April 02, 2019, 03:56:58 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10323 on: April 02, 2019, 04:59:49 AM »
The look on Millibland's face when he realises what's happening...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html

Was his Mrs. up there?  lol: lol: lol:

Well I figure it was either that or he got a glimpse of the tea lady approaching with a tray of bacon sarnies...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10324 on: April 02, 2019, 05:10:51 AM »
The look on Millibland's face when he realises what's happening...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html

Was his Mrs. up there?  lol: lol: lol:

Well I figure it was either that or he got a glimpse of the tea lady approaching with a tray of bacon sarnies...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10325 on: April 02, 2019, 09:58:00 AM »
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10326 on: April 02, 2019, 09:58:56 AM »
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10327 on: April 02, 2019, 10:01:52 AM »
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades

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It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10328 on: April 02, 2019, 10:08:36 AM »
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades

 eeek:

It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
Well not that bad for us unstung folk back here in Blighty
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10329 on: April 02, 2019, 10:20:39 AM »
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades

 eeek:

It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
Well not that bad for us unstung folk back here in Blighty

The even more smuggers you say...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10330 on: April 02, 2019, 10:55:27 AM »
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades

 eeek:

It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
Well not that bad for us unstung folk back here in Blighty

The even more smuggers you say...  whistle:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10331 on: April 03, 2019, 01:24:13 AM »
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand PETA does it again, trying to convince meat eaters to change from pulled pork to pulled banana skins. As you can imagine, the foodies reacted accordingly...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6876325/Foodies-mercilessly-troll-PETA-promoting-banana-skin-alternative-pulled-pork.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10332 on: April 03, 2019, 04:33:37 AM »
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand PETA does it again, trying to convince meat eaters to change from pulled pork to pulled banana skins. As you can imagine, the foodies reacted accordingly...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6876325/Foodies-mercilessly-troll-PETA-promoting-banana-skin-alternative-pulled-pork.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10333 on: April 03, 2019, 09:45:04 PM »
Should other countries have the right to vote in the next US election??? WTF???   noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/2020-us-election-vote-trump-campaign-a8836076.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10334 on: April 03, 2019, 09:46:31 PM »