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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10365 on: April 12, 2019, 12:14:17 AM »
So Call Me Dave is releasing his memoirs, I'm sure that will be a thrilling edge of your seat read...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/11/david-cameron-publishing-memoirs-autumn-despite-brexit-delay-9176235/

That comment from Sid..  lol:
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« Reply #10366 on: April 12, 2019, 02:38:16 AM »
Woke up to hear a programme about this on the World Service. Googled it to make sure I wasn't dreaming,,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10367 on: April 12, 2019, 09:21:16 AM »
Woke up to hear a programme about this on the World Service. Googled it to make sure I wasn't dreaming,,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04
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« Reply #10368 on: April 12, 2019, 04:00:11 PM »
Woke up to hear a programme about this on the World Service. Googled it to make sure I wasn't dreaming,,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10369 on: April 12, 2019, 09:33:24 PM »
Comedian dies on stage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-47911040

bit of an Affs though copying Tommy Cooper's last gag
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« Reply #10370 on: April 13, 2019, 05:24:22 AM »
Comedian dies on stage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-47911040

bit of an Affs though copying Tommy Cooper's last gag

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10371 on: April 13, 2019, 04:01:34 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10374 on: April 13, 2019, 05:01:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10375 on: April 13, 2019, 06:28:06 PM »
I.......just......wtf???   eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/13/man-paid-flatmate-170-cut-off-penis-drunken-bid-go-viral-9197387/

OMG!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

On balance it's a good job that Berek isnt a member any more, he'd be off to find the video so he could post it...  sick2:
or gone looking for the severed willy so he could sell it on eBay
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10376 on: April 14, 2019, 06:29:33 AM »
Not a headline per se but I'm pretty sure this wasn't what was meant by the EU and Rwandan government getting on like a house on fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/JlE3ko8z8JU
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10379 on: April 18, 2019, 08:04:33 AM »
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:



https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/
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