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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10425 on: May 09, 2019, 10:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 10:34:31 AM
We need a taste test from our own pizza gourmet, Baldymort...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/08/can-now-aardvark-pizza-9457918/
noooo:  that's just wrong on so many levels
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10426 on: May 09, 2019, 10:39:18 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 09, 2019, 10:35:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 10:34:31 AM
We need a taste test from our own pizza gourmet, Baldymort...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/08/can-now-aardvark-pizza-9457918/
noooo:  that's just wrong on so many levels

Why do you think I've volunteered old buckethead as the taste tester...   eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10427 on: May 09, 2019, 05:25:55 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10428 on: May 09, 2019, 05:53:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10429 on: May 10, 2019, 08:13:07 AM »
While he works in Plymouth I'm guessing he lives in one of those little isolated villages that would think automatic doors are a controlled by magic...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/09/climate-activist-fails-glue-doors-keep-opening-9474332/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10430 on: May 10, 2019, 08:40:10 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 08:13:07 AM
While he works in Plymouth I'm guessing he lives in one of those little isolated villages that would think automatic doors are a controlled by magic...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/09/climate-activist-fails-glue-doors-keep-opening-9474332/

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Wot a bellend....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10431 on: May 10, 2019, 04:36:24 PM »
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« Reply #10432 on: May 10, 2019, 05:00:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10433 on: May 10, 2019, 07:39:11 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2019, 05:00:17 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Greenford pupil cheese death flicking boy 'not thinking'


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Yep and a right  noooo: as well.  Some of this was just bad luck but the school failed grossly in its duty of care.  Can't blame the cheese flicker
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10434 on: May 10, 2019, 09:19:16 PM »
As gimmicks go I can't see this lasting more than a couple of months, between the hygiene issues and the massive loss in revenue it's clear that someone in management shouldn't be let out without a carer...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10435 on: May 10, 2019, 10:31:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10436 on: May 11, 2019, 03:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 09:19:16 PM
As gimmicks go I can't see this lasting more than a couple of months, between the hygiene issues and the massive loss in revenue it's clear that someone in management shouldn't be let out without a carer...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10437 on: May 11, 2019, 03:59:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10438 on: May 11, 2019, 08:27:58 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 03:59:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 09:19:16 PM
As gimmicks go I can't see this lasting more than a couple of months, between the hygiene issues and the massive loss in revenue it's clear that someone in management shouldn't be let out without a carer...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

 noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10439 on: May 11, 2019, 08:32:10 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 10:31:16 PM
Well I suppose that's one way to celebrate your 100th Guinness Record...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/
For his 101st he could see how long he can go before getting a life, he's made good progress so far
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