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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11415 on: January 04, 2020, 03:04:03 AM »
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11416 on: January 04, 2020, 06:25:01 AM »
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11417 on: January 04, 2020, 12:05:36 PM »
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html

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"the Vegetable Deluxe will also be available for less than £1"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11418 on: January 04, 2020, 12:09:08 PM »
Once in a while someone you think has no sense of humour completely surprises you  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50989594

'Greta Thunberg changes Twitter name to 'Sharon'   lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11419 on: January 04, 2020, 08:07:07 PM »
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html

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Get Miss T to get one....... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11420 on: January 06, 2020, 12:51:57 PM »
Boy, 6, so grateful for his iPhone Christmas present he's won the hearts of thousands

WTF??? Six... an iPhone...?  eeek:

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He had no idea. He was so excited when he unwrapped it. He thought it was aftershave when he opened it.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11421 on: January 06, 2020, 06:12:57 PM »
Boy, 6, so grateful for his iPhone Christmas present he's won the hearts of thousands

WTF??? Six... an iPhone...?  eeek:

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He had no idea. He was so excited when he unwrapped it. He thought it was aftershave when he opened it.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 noooo:    noooo:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11422 on: January 10, 2020, 12:42:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11427 on: January 11, 2020, 06:24:50 PM »
Does a gift of almost 7 grand make a person happier? Personally I'd say this goes into the university of the bleedin' obvious category.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7876231/Billionaire-Japanese-businessman-vows-away-7MILLION-1-000-people-Twitter.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11428 on: January 11, 2020, 06:30:07 PM »
Does a gift of almost 7 grand make a person happier? Personally I'd say this goes into the university of the bleedin' obvious category.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7876231/Billionaire-Japanese-businessman-vows-away-7MILLION-1-000-people-Twitter.html

.... ‘a world without money’.    If the constant stream of adverts for third world issues on itv3 are to be believed this has already been achieved.   rubschin:   
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11429 on: January 11, 2020, 06:36:50 PM »
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